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    #11
    How about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?

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      #12
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      How about a clone of your willy? From what she tells me it could serve as a discrete keyring or maybe a novelty monopoly board piece?
      Make sure you read the instructions carefully - there's a big difference between heating the water to 98 degrees Fahrenheit and 98 degrees Celsius.
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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        How about a douche?
        She's already got DP.

        Thanks for that at breakfast time.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          She's already got DP.

          Thanks for that at breakfast time.
          Salmon and scrambled eggs?

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            #15
            Strawberry yoghurt!
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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