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Previously on "I thin I found Jesus...."

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Jesus he loves me:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EprQGmZ3Imw

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  • d000hg
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    Darn, I was at church and missed seeing Jesus?!

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Jesus is everywhere.
    Indeed....

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  • xoggoth
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    Can you prove the existence of vodka?
    Assuming the existence of my mouth may be deemed self evident, I just did.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    One religion is generally as good as any other seeing a they are all b*llux. Vodka is my god.
    Can you prove the existence of vodka?

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

    But he only said Jehovah!

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  • xoggoth
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    One religion is generally as good as any other seeing a they are all b*llux. Vodka is my god.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I could be wrong, but I don't think it was the real Jesus.
    Jesus is everywhere.

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  • mudskipper
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    I could be wrong, but I don't think it was the real Jesus.

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  • greenlake
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  • BrilloPad
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    Jesus in a campervan

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've got "what a friend we have in Jeeeesus" going round in my head now. I hope I don't start singing it on my bike...
    This is what sprang into my mind.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    CUK had a visitation from Lord Jesus Christ himself last night, he appeared to us in the form of a poster proclaiming great news of pharmaceuticals.

    Sadly cojak treated him no better than Pilate, his last post was 'my God, why have you forsaken me' before he was banned.
    You can say what you like about the mods. I often do.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I really haven't the faintest ....
    CUK had a visitation from Lord Jesus Christ himself last night, he appeared to us in the form of a poster proclaiming great news of pharmaceuticals.

    Sadly cojak treated him no better than Pilate, his last post was 'my God, why have you forsaken me' before he was banned.

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  • suityou01
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    I really haven't the faintest ....

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