Christ now I have a headache
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I thin I found Jesus....
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I've got "what a friend we have in Jeeeesus" going round in my head now. I hope I don't start singing it on my bike... -
Jesus wants me for a sun beam."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Ask yourself, young man, 'what would jesus do?'Originally posted by tractor View PostChrist now I have a headache
Other than try to push some Canadian export strength paracetamol, obviously.Comment
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And there goes the ban hammer
Looks like the clean up has started.
Morning Cojak, good start to your Sunday?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Feck, feck feck..
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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CUK had a visitation from Lord Jesus Christ himself last night, he appeared to us in the form of a poster proclaiming great news of pharmaceuticals.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI really haven't the faintest ....
Sadly cojak treated him no better than Pilate, his last post was 'my God, why have you forsaken me' before he was banned.Comment
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You can say what you like about the mods. I often do.Originally posted by minestrone View PostCUK had a visitation from Lord Jesus Christ himself last night, he appeared to us in the form of a poster proclaiming great news of pharmaceuticals.
Sadly cojak treated him no better than Pilate, his last post was 'my God, why have you forsaken me' before he was banned.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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