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Assuming the existence of my mouth may be deemed self evident, I just did.Can you prove the existence of vodka?
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Originally posted by zeitghostLet he who is without sin cast the first stone.
But he only said Jehovah!
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One religion is generally as good as any other seeing a they are all b*llux. Vodka is my god.
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This is what sprang into my mind.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI've got "what a friend we have in Jeeeesus" going round in my head now. I hope I don't start singing it on my bike...
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You can say what you like about the mods. I often do.Originally posted by minestrone View PostCUK had a visitation from Lord Jesus Christ himself last night, he appeared to us in the form of a poster proclaiming great news of pharmaceuticals.
Sadly cojak treated him no better than Pilate, his last post was 'my God, why have you forsaken me' before he was banned.
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CUK had a visitation from Lord Jesus Christ himself last night, he appeared to us in the form of a poster proclaiming great news of pharmaceuticals.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI really haven't the faintest ....
Sadly cojak treated him no better than Pilate, his last post was 'my God, why have you forsaken me' before he was banned.
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