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MarillionFan replied

4 June 2014, 12:52
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Yep. Ever since Suity's Rent-a-Gimp plan B was initiated to be exact.

Which we all know was a cheap rip off of the more successful Nick Fitz Rent a Chimp Plan B.
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barrydidit replied

4 June 2014, 12:51
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Was this caused by legalising gay marriage?

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I was "out on the leash".

Yep. Ever since Suity's Rent-a-Gimp plan B was initiated to be exact.
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suityou01 replied

4 June 2014, 11:30
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Since legalising this do you now field "Would Mitch" questions regarding the other half of the population?
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Mich the Tester replied

4 June 2014, 11:30
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Was this caused by legalising gay marriage?

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I wouldn't rule it out.
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suityou01 replied

4 June 2014, 11:27
I wouldn't rule it out. About this time last year in NWR there was some pretty nasty "tropical" storms. 100 mph gusts, trees over and "pigeon egg sized" hail stones.

The SuityWagon was in an underground car park at the office for the evening as I was "out on the leash". 1000s of cars were destroyed and a tree blew over in the town square (quite a tall one) while I sipped beer and watched.

Very entertaining.
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Mich the Tester replied

4 June 2014, 11:25
Was this caused by legalising gay marriage?
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d000hg replied

4 June 2014, 10:04
I must say I really enjoyed the WORST THUNDERSTORMS FOR A CENTURY, except that we didn't get any thunderstorms at all.
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NickFitz replied

4 June 2014, 09:56
I see they do the usual thing of leading with a vision of the Apocalypse, then implying it has some scientific credibility by citing the Met Office (who only talk of thundery showers and the potential for localised flooding), before going all in with tame rentaquote merchants Vantage Weather Services, who happily spout a load of utter bollocks about cricket-ball hailstones and tornadoes
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doodab replied

4 June 2014, 09:49
The proper weather forecast did mention some showers. I shall be sure to take a raincoat.
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xoggoth started a topic Take cover!!

4 June 2014, 09:43
Take cover!!

The Express is at it again.

The UK is about to be rocked by the most frenzied and chaotic start to summer EVER as monsoons and tornadoes rage in.

Ice stones the 'size of cricket balls' will cause devastation across the country in what forecasters fear could be the the worst hailstorms since a deadly 'supercell' led to hailstones leaving craters FIVE FEET deep across England 171 years ago.

Temperatures are expected to rocket to an incredible 91F (32.6C) by Saturday as a swathe of roasting hot air suddenly floods the British Isles

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SHOCK WEATHER FORECAST: Worst HAILSTORMS in 170 YEARS to hit Britain THIS weekend | Nature | News | Daily Express
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