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Previously on "Caption Contest"

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  • SimonMac
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    wassup?

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  • mudskipper
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  • DirtyDog
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    So, you got my number by asking the sales rep for a dictaphone?

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  • NigelJK
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    I'm sorry I can't do that for you Dave.

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  • mudskipper
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    On the third stroke, it will be six, oh nine, and 50 seconds.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Based on recent news...






    Incredibly poor taste, sorry.
    That was my joke, not that I didn't know the recent news, they do have The Sun at the local Chinese takeaway, I read it whilst waiting for my Shredded Beef. Oddly enough I'd just done Fawlty Towers on Netflix to send me to sleep when away from home, Peep Show tonight.......

    Sometime I think I am just too witty....

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Know what?
    Based on recent news...






    Incredibly poor taste, sorry.

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  • stek
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    Know what?

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  • NickFitz
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    "Ooh, I know…"

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Stunned silence from CMD as Pooty Poot sings 'Crimea me a river' down the phone

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  • stek
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    Where's my other hand? It's around Angela Merkel's cock.......

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  • hyperD
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    "Why not get in touch with Ocean Finance to consolidate the budget deficit into one manageable monthly payment?"

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  • Pondlife
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    What do you mean you're crying about being invaded. Oh Ukraine. My bad.

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  • AtW
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    Or was that Pizza delivery line?

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  • SteelyDan
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    David this is your President speaking.
    FTFY

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