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SimonMac replied

7 March 2014, 09:34
wassup?
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mudskipper replied

7 March 2014, 07:22
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DirtyDog replied

6 March 2014, 14:19
So, you got my number by asking the sales rep for a dictaphone?
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NigelJK replied

6 March 2014, 12:55
I'm sorry I can't do that for you Dave.
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mudskipper replied

6 March 2014, 06:09
On the third stroke, it will be six, oh nine, and 50 seconds.
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stek replied

5 March 2014, 22:51
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Based on recent news...

Incredibly poor taste, sorry.

That was my joke, not that I didn't know the recent news, they do have The Sun at the local Chinese takeaway, I read it whilst waiting for my Shredded Beef. Oddly enough I'd just done Fawlty Towers on Netflix to send me to sleep when away from home, Peep Show tonight.......

Sometime I think I am just too witty....
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Pondlife replied

5 March 2014, 22:47
Originally posted by stek View Post

Know what?

Based on recent news...

Incredibly poor taste, sorry.
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stek replied

5 March 2014, 22:41
Know what?
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NickFitz replied

5 March 2014, 22:40
"Ooh, I know…"
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MicrosoftBob replied

5 March 2014, 22:31
Stunned silence from CMD as Pooty Poot sings 'Crimea me a river' down the phone
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stek replied

5 March 2014, 22:30
Where's my other hand? It's around Angela Merkel's cock.......
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hyperD replied

5 March 2014, 22:27
"Why not get in touch with Ocean Finance to consolidate the budget deficit into one manageable monthly payment?"
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Pondlife replied

5 March 2014, 22:19
What do you mean you're crying about being invaded. Oh Ukraine. My bad.
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AtW replied

5 March 2014, 22:18
Or was that Pizza delivery line?
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SteelyDan replied

5 March 2014, 22:06
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

David this is your President speaking.

FTFY
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