Reply to: Pointless Gadgets

[greenlake]

[Archangel]

We have a pasta maker from when we were married 15 years ago. Still got the tag on.

[Zippy]

You love me really

Of course

I'd just like to point out that my previous post didn't refer to my soldering iron. Only the kind that does shirts and stuff.

[suityou01]

WSYS
My pointless gadget is an iron. Although I did once buy a pack of wine bottle stoppers - me for wasting money.

You love me really

[Zippy]

I look about 73 IRL. Mentally I have the age of a very immature and smutty 12 year old.

WSYS

My pointless gadget is an iron. Although I did once buy a pack of wine bottle stoppers - me for wasting money.

[vetran]

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/2-TOASTER-BAGS-NON-STICK-REUSABLE-DISHWASHER-SAFE-/00/s/ODAwWDgwMA==/z/JTAAAOxyTP1SOcdA/$(KGrHqNHJB8FIg7ZzDjmBSOcc+v2v!~~60_35.JPG

are great!

[NotAllThere]

Easy, turn the toaster on it's side.

KUATB

Turn the toaster on its side. It works well until the spring triggers...

[DaveB]

Grated or sliced?

Sliced, grated piles up to much.

Just remember to put a plate in front of it to catch it when it pops out.

[suityou01]

Easy, turn the toaster on it's side.

Grated or sliced?

[DaveB]

Indeed. And you can't make cheese on toast in a toaster either.

Challenge accepted!

Easy, turn the toaster on it's side.

[Ticktock]

OK I'm game. Throw in a consultation at a private clap clinic and you're on.

Very considerate of you to get yourself cleaned up before you see her.

[doodab]

We need a control. The control would be two slices of white bread. I will leave these on a ceramic plate.

Then we need a number of different experiments. Toaster in microwave seems like a sensible place to start.

There are other configurations. Bread in microwave. Bread on foil in microwave. Bread under foil in microwave. Bread on microwavable browning tray in microwave.

The last configuration gives me the greatest optimism.

I shall post my findings.

May I suggest you run the tests in reverse order to give yourself a fighting chance of living until the end.

[suityou01]

NladyUK????

OK I'm game. Throw in a consultation at a private clap clinic and you're on.

[suityou01]

Just put the bread in a toaster, then put the toaster into the microwave. Sorted.

We need a control. The control would be two slices of white bread. I will leave these on a ceramic plate.

Then we need a number of different experiments. Toaster in microwave seems like a sensible place to start.

There are other configurations. Bread in microwave. Bread on foil in microwave. Bread under foil in microwave. Bread on microwavable browning tray in microwave.

The last configuration gives me the greatest optimism.

I shall post my findings.

[northernladuk]

So you just have to time it right and whip it out at the right point?

Now I know what I want for my birthday

NladyUK????