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MaryPoppins replied

28 January 2014, 16:01
Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post

I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

Also way, way TMI.

Welcome to general.

Happy BIRTHDAY doogle.
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Uncle Albert replied

28 January 2014, 13:39
I hope you had some PooPourri to hand.
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doodab replied

28 January 2014, 12:11
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Are you building up to a full of tulip joke?

It's no joke. Especially when they give you the phosphate enema
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d000hg replied

28 January 2014, 11:48
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Isn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.

Are you building up to a full of tulip joke?
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xoggoth replied

28 January 2014, 10:45
Isn't pooing a sin? I thought you were supposed to save it all up until you got to heaven.
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doodab replied

28 January 2014, 09:12
The main difference is that for childbirth they will give you pain relief
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d000hg replied

28 January 2014, 08:13
I was fully expecting this to have been moved to Light Relief.
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mudskipper replied

27 January 2014, 20:46
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Indeed merry birthday.

And as its your birthday i wont pull you up on just how painful childbirth is.

Well it does hurt a lot. But a big dump can be painful too.

Edit: Happy birthday doogie!
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Pogle replied

27 January 2014, 20:35
Indeed merry birthday.

And as its your birthday i wont pull you up on just how painful childbirth is.
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Zippy replied

27 January 2014, 18:00
Let's assume it is your birthday. I don't want to consider the alternative.
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fullyautomatix replied

27 January 2014, 17:57
Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post

I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

Also way, way TMI.

How do you know he is grown up.
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administrator replied

27 January 2014, 17:45
Had a sniff of the whisky young lad? Hope you washed your hands
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d000hg replied

27 January 2014, 17:35
Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post

I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

Also way, way TMI.

You're just jealous of my superior BMs.
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Alias replied

27 January 2014, 17:32
erm...Happy Birthday?
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KentPhilip replied

27 January 2014, 17:15
Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post

I'd treat that comment with contempt if it were uttered by a 10 year old schoolboy but... a grown man... seriously...

Also way, way TMI.

Stop being all prim and proper woman!
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