Reply to: Quiet Night, Until...

[d000hg]

"Siri, I'd like to phone the police"
"Now playing music by The Police"

[EternalOptimist]

just reading about this on the local news 'Police called as two women demolished a dorr by crashing through it in a brawl. One claimed she was framed and the other said her knocker had flew off'

[xoggoth]

Just remember that the NATO alphabet isn't the only one:
Phonetic alphabet tables - Alpha Bravo Charlie

Naturally I have been sitting here trying to devise a rude version. ABC is easy.

[vetran]

I do quite like the idea of a feint sound, though.

what it sounds like something else and takes you by surprise? I only get that when I drink real ale.

[vwdan]

I might have.

I do quite like the idea of a feint sound, though.

[suityou01]

I think you mean faint, sweetie.

I might have.

[Platypus]

Just remember that the NATO alphabet isn't the only one:
Phonetic alphabet tables - Alpha Bravo Charlie

[vwdan]

A feint rumbling sound.

I think you mean faint, sweetie.

[mudskipper]

Did you find out the cause of the altercation? Is it because she's a slaaaaaag?

[Jubber]

Went down the pub tonight for a few quiet pints with one of my oldest friends. Walking back, we were near the junction where we go our separate ways when the front door of a house we're about to pass suddenly flies out of its frame and crashes to the ground, with a woman on top of it, and a woman on top of her, battering her

You should have asked them to adjourn to the flowerbed - you and your mate could have enjoyed some post beer mud wrestling.

[suityou01]

What's that noise?

A feint rumbling sound.





Getting louder now.




Sounds like a steam train.






Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

[vwdan]

You will never make that much progress.

I certainly hope you're right there.

[suityou01]

So long as I never turn into whatever it is you are, I'll live with it

You will never make that much progress.

Sierra

Tango

Foxtrot

Uniform



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[vwdan]

Tango

Whiskey

Alpha

Tango.

So long as I never turn into whatever it is you are, I'll live with it

[suityou01]

Most irritating to me is people who say P like 'pappa' instead of 'pa par'.

Fail.