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  • Bellona
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    It was the "no need for a poll" comment that got me - its just asking for it.
    Yep, I was, Lesson Learnt

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  • Bellona
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    PS we all know that boob size is subjective so if she posts a piccie we can decide.
    Wrong forum for those type pics I think.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1870270

    Poll to follow

    Men are anatomically more suited to ironing:
    They haven't got boobs that get in the way (for the most part) !
    They have longer arms
    They have a stronger grip

    And for those of you who now imagine I have big boobs, short arms and a limp wrist................

    50% correct and no, we don't need a poll, thanks.
    mOObs make your argument invalid

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    You need a powerball.

    https://powerballs.com/
    I have one of those. Fun for a bit but then I lost it somewhere.

    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    And for you....?

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  • greenlake
    replied
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    You need a powerball.

    https://powerballs.com/
    And for you....?

    Leave a comment:


  • Damon
    replied
    WTF?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    You need a powerball.

    https://powerballs.com/
    I do have power grips - one at home and one in the office. Maybe I should lend them to Bellona.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    It was the "no need for a poll" comment that got me - its just asking for it.

    And I am sure most of the male members(snigger) were more interested in wrist strength. I wonder why?
    You need a powerball.

    https://powerballs.com/

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.
    It was the "no need for a poll" comment that got me - its just asking for it.

    And I am sure most of the male members(snigger) were more interested in wrist strength. I wonder why?

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.
    It's a supply and demand thing. We demand but don't get the supply so any mention gets us all eager like.

    You lasses don't have any such problem.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.
    That's right. When BP mentions the size of his willie they roll about laughing not giggling.

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.


    Handbags, Shoes, Chocolate



    You Lot. stop that giggling over in the corner

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  • mudskipper
    replied
    FFS, why does any mention of boobs get the male members on heat like oversexed schoolboys? You don't see the girls giggling in the corner every time you lot mention your willies.

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    PS we all know that boob size is subjective so if she posts a piccie we can decide.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a poll Bellona

    Bellona

    12
    big boobs
    16.67%
    2
    short arms
    8.33%
    1
    limp wrist
    8.33%
    1
    how can you have 50% of 3 options?
    41.67%
    5
    Bellona is a man
    16.67%
    2
    Bellona=Andyw's mum
    8.33%
    1
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1870270

    Poll to follow

    Men are anatomically more suited to ironing:
    They haven't got boobs that get in the way (for the most part) !
    They have longer arms
    They have a stronger grip

    And for those of you who now imagine I have big boobs, short arms and a limp wrist................

    50% correct and no, we don't need a poll, thanks.

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