Question for the female forum members.

[BrilloPad]

you missed out procreation, sewing and interior design.

not sure I would dare suggest Dallas has poor hygiene?

You can procreate without sexual gratification? Weird!

During midnightman 2012 I went to give Dallas a hug as I was leaving and she screamed "keep away from me I am minging". As if I was fresh after 14 hours of exercise. Or maybe she just thought I was a pervert.

[vetran]

You can procreate without sexual gratification? Weird!

During midnightman 2012 I went to give Dallas a hug as I was leaving and she screamed "keep away from me I am minging". As if I was fresh after 14 hours of exercise. Or maybe she just thought I was a pervert.

I know what my money is on!

[Uncle Albert]

On the rare occasions that Mrs Albert is allowed to go away I have found that the best solution is to buy a load of new shirts. One for each day she is going to be away seems to work.

[MaryPoppins]

You can procreate without sexual gratification? Weird!

During midnightman 2012 I went to give Dallas a hug as I was leaving and she screamed "keep away from me I am minging". As if I was fresh after 14 hours of exercise. Or maybe she just thought I was a pervert.

I think I love Dallas

[Bellona]

If you want a serious answer:
Set the wash cycle to the programme that most closely resembles the term " minimum iron" or " crease resist".
Don't overload the machine
Dry hanging up to "drop out" creases

If you are lucky, no ironing/ minimum ironing

if you want a frivolous answer (I'm too tired to work it out):
Use a laundry service
Do a Jason Statham and keep a stock of vacuum packed shirts at the ready
Get an OCD bit on the side for chores

HTH

[SunnyInHades]

Summary..women are biologically more suited to ironing.

Mindlab International survey...
Men: Excelled in tasks requiring spatial awareness (including map reading and changing tyres)
Women: Excelled in tasks requiring speedy hand-to-eye coordination and verbal reasoning (including threading needles and ironing)

National Geographic survey...
Men: Hunters, greater sensitivity for fine detail and for rapidly moving stimuli. Prehistoric role: detect possible predators or prey from afar
Women: Gatherers, better adapted to recognizing close-at-hand. Prehistoric role: static objects such as wild berries

[Bellona]

Summary..women are biologically more suited to ironing.

Men are anatomically more suited to ironing:

• They haven't got boobs that get in the way (for the most part) !
• They have longer arms
• They have a stronger grip

And for those of you who now imagine I have big boobs, short arms and a limp wrist................

50% correct and no, we don't need a poll, thanks.

[Dallas]

Summary..women are biologically more suited to ironing.

Mindlab International survey...
Men: Excelled in tasks requiring spatial awareness (including map reading and changing tyres)
Women: Excelled in tasks requiring speedy hand-to-eye coordination and verbal reasoning (including threading needles and ironing)

National Geographic survey...
Men: Hunters, greater sensitivity for fine detail and for rapidly moving stimuli. Prehistoric role: detect possible predators or prey from afar
Women: Gatherers, better adapted to recognizing close-at-hand. Prehistoric role: static objects such as wild berries

Nah, my cleaner is much better than I

Mr BP back in full force

[Damon]

Men are anatomically more suited to ironing:

• They haven't got boobs that get in the way (for the most part) !
• They have longer arms
• They have a stronger grip

And for those of you who now imagine I have big boobs, short arms and a limp wrist................

50% correct and no, we don't need a poll, thanks.

I am Chief Ironer in my household. It's a fair deal as I can watch rugby or cricket whilst doing it with no whinging from the rest of the household.

No ****er is allowed near my shirts even if Mrs. Damon gets to the ironing.

[BA to the Stars]

I get Jeeves to iron mine