Question for the female forum members.

[DiscoStu]

Can't you ask one of the staff to sort them out?

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Put your jacket on over your shirt and leave it on and buttoned all day - no-one will ever know

[BrilloPad]

f@cked if i know,

cleaner does all mine

I have met you and you are definetly a woman - and its not just getting a trophy for 2nd place female at midnight wo/man.

Come on - spill the beans!

[craig1]

Strange place to ask this as there's usually two types of female contractor:

Type 1: Those who'll rip your balls off for daring to think that men are equal or better than them.
Type 2: Those who fit into the DBA category of unsuitable for normal society and probably have hygiene standards slightly below an old tramp.

I've heard that there are occasionally normal females who try out contracting but generally they quit after a day or so of being drooled over by the male contractors.

[BrilloPad]

Strange place to ask this as there's usually two types of female contractor:

Type 1: Those who'll rip your balls off for daring to think that men are equal or better than them.
Type 2: Those who fit into the DBA category of unsuitable for normal society and probably have hygiene standards slightly below an old tramp.

I've heard that there are occasionally normal females who try out contracting but generally they quit after a day or so of being drooled over by the male contractors.

Oddly Dallas is type 1 and type 2.....

[Troll]

On those very rare occasions when the washing fairy was absent & I have had to do it myself - it always struck me as a process in need of a revamp to bring it into the 21st century

ergo...

wot we need is:

• bar codes on garment labels
• a bar code reader on washing machines

scan the garment to the machine
It will set itself for the correct cycle or tell you not to be a numpty for putting red shirt in with the whites

Sorted

[BrilloPad]

On those very rare occasions when the washing fairy was absent & I have had to do it myself - it always struck me as a process in need of a revamp to bring it into the 21st century

ergo...

wot we need is:

• bar codes on garment labels
• a bar code reader on washing machines

scan the garment to the machine
It will set itself for the correct cycle or tell you not to be a numpty for putting red shirt in with the whites

Sorted

So then we only need women for sexual gratification?

[Troll]

So then we only need women for sexual gratification?

...and making the tea

[Old Greg]

Now I am living on my own, my wife taught me about something called a "washing machine" - is that the right term? It cleans my clothes - god knows why she always made such a fuss about it.

Anyway, my shirts seemed to be crumpled when I put them on. Mrs BP is away at the moment so I can't ask her. Could one of you let me into the trade secret of the way that women uncrumple clothes? Or will I have to become gay if you tell me?

Thanks.

Laundry service?

[vetran]

So then we only need women for sexual gratification?

you missed out procreation, sewing and interior design.

not sure I would dare suggest Dallas has poor hygiene?