Question for the female forum members.

[darmstadt]

On the rare occasions that Mrs Albert is allowed to go away I have found that the best solution is to buy a load of new shirts. One for each day she is going to be away seems to work.

I currently have 17,324 shirts as I have absolutely no idea how to use the washing machine (*)






(* I know how to turn it off actually, especially when it makes a beeping noise or bounces across the bathroom)

[d000hg]

You can procreate without sexual gratification? Weird!

I thought that's the way women normally do it. Not where we're concerned though eh BP...

[barrydidit]

I thought that's the way women normally do it. Not where we're concerned though eh BP...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to d000hg again.

[NotAllThere]

Men are anatomically more suited to ironing:

• They haven't got boobs that get in the way (for the most part) !
• They have longer arms
• They have a stronger grip

And for those of you who now imagine I have big boobs, short arms and a limp wrist................

50% correct and no, we don't need a poll, thanks.

But we do need photos.

[norrahe]

I get Jeeves to iron mine

What's an iron?

[BrilloPad]

I think I love Dallas

Can I watch?

[BrilloPad]

I thought that's the way women normally do it. Not where we're concerned though eh BP...

Speak for yourself! When I do it with a woman they suffer due to the size of my appendage.

Then I wake up.

[BrilloPad]

Nah, my cleaner is much better than I

Mr BP back in full force

Indeed - I have even switched on PMs.

Since I got rid of MrsBP(well she got rid of me) life is so much better.

[Zippy]

What's an iron?

WSS.

[Mich the Tester]

Now I am living on my own, my wife taught me about something called a "washing machine" - is that the right term? It cleans my clothes - god knows why she always made such a fuss about it.

Anyway, my shirts seemed to be crumpled when I put them on. Mrs BP is away at the moment so I can't ask her. Could one of you let me into the trade secret of the way that women uncrumple clothes? Or will I have to become gay if you tell me?

Thanks.

Give up and wear t-shirts instead. Or buy a few new cheapo shirts every week.