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Ta for apologyOriginally posted by aardvark View PostSoz - that was me
Twas indeed the long windedness that seemed Gentilesque. FWIW, I liked her, so if you are her, welcome back
If not, then no offence intended
For the avoidance of doubt, I am not a previous poster, just sometimes have a tendency to waffle !You must spread some reputation around before giving it to aardvark again
Nuff said
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Originally posted by eek View PostGentile is a former poster who was fairly verbose in her posts........
The one thing you have to remember is that many posters on here are so scared of the opposite sex that they don't realise that there are a fair few on them on the internet so assume anyone female is a previous poster.
Plus this site has a fair few posters who just create a new account when their previous account is banned.....
Previously I was known as AndyW
Oh FFS
(hopefully that's short enough).
Thanks Eek
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Gentile is a former poster who was fairly verbose in her posts........Originally posted by Bellona View PostResisted the urge the first time someone alluded to a change of username to Gentile, now a second has appeared I need to know the score
what am I missing ??
The one thing you have to remember is that many posters on here are so scared of the opposite sex that they don't realise that there are a fair few on them on the internet so assume anyone female is a previous poster.
Plus this site has a fair few posters who just create a new account when their previous account is banned.....
Previously I was known as AndyW
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostRighto, off to face the music
Shall follow Cojak and Bellona's advice.Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Righto, off to face the music
Shall follow Cojak and Gentile's advice.Resisted the urge the first time someone alluded to a change of username to Gentile, now a second has appeared I need to know the scoreOriginally posted by aardvarkFTFY
what am I missing ??
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OPM isn't the least bit afraid of that!!!!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPah, it is quite a powerful food processor with very sharp blades.
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That's still not a problem, he's into that sort of thing.....Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPah, it is quite a powerful food processor with very sharp blades.
This post certainly confirms his (career) suicide tendencies...Last edited by eek; 9 December 2013, 16:22.
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Pah, it is quite a powerful food processor with very sharp blades.Originally posted by MyUserName View PostDon't worry OPM, I've got your back!
Pah, tell Lady Tester that that kind of tough talk doesn't scare OPM. In fact, he even claims she does not have the nerve to even try it with that new mullet!
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Don't worry OPM, I've got your back!
Pah, tell Lady Tester that that kind of tough talk doesn't scare OPM. In fact, he even claims she does not have the nerve to even try it with that new mullet!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, and if you said that to Lady Tester you would discover what a food processor can do to your testicles.
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No, and if you said that to Lady Tester you would discover what a food processor can do to your testicles.Originally posted by original PM View PostIs that the polite way to say 'Mullet'?
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Is that the polite way to say 'Mullet'?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIt's alright. Sort of 'rockabilly'.
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Yes, she knows I'm an obstinate git.Originally posted by eek View Postis she aware of your reputation on here?
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It's alright. Sort of 'rockabilly'.Originally posted by garethevans1986 View PostBut how "bad" was the hair do?
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