Emergency!

[Ruprect]

Give her a shirt to iron, then she'll be filled with a sense of purpose once again.

<runs a virtual mile!!!! shields up! shields up! dropping chaff and flares! ecm jammer on!>

[Mich the Tester]

Righto, off to face the music

Shall follow Cojak and Bellona's advice.

[Paddy]

Lady T: It’s your fault! Look, it’s ruined!

Mr T: It’s not as bad as I thought, I’m sure that we can get it sorted. My fault, how is ...?

Lady T: So it is bad, of course it is your fault. You didn’t say don’t go there. You just let me go, you don’t care!

Mr T: I know you are upset, but let’s sort this out logically

Please continue ...

[AtW]

Righto, off to face the music

Shall follow Cojak and Bellona's advice.

Lightweight...

[Ticktock]

Lady T: It’s your fault! Look, it’s ruined!

Mr T: It’s not as bad as I thought, I’m sure that we can get it sorted. My fault, how is ...?

Lady T: So it is bad, of course it is your fault. You didn’t say don’t go there. You just let me go, you don’t care!

Mr T: I know you are upset, but let’s sort this out logically

Please continue ...

Mr T: I pity the fool who gets their hair done like this.

[MarillionFan]

Whatever you do, do not do that. Under no circumstances tell her you like it.

And you don;t like it.

In fact don't agree or disagree with anything she says. Best to say nothing. Point to your throat and hold up a sign saying 'Voice Rest'

[Paddy]

On his way home, Mr T could get his hair cut and dyed Mohegan style in florescent green

[AtW]

In fact don't agree or disagree with anything she says. Best to say nothing. Point to your throat and hold up a sign saying 'Voice Rest'

Or do what Churchill does - put paperbag on your head, works best if you are ginger

[bobspud]

has anyone suggested that you buy her a wooly hat on the way back from the pub yet?

[Platypus]

On his way home, Mr T could get his hair cut and dyed Mohegan style in florescent green

"and you think yours is bad?"