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Won't make any difference. As already pointed out, you're f***ed. And not in a good wayOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat if I like the hairdo? Should I tell her that?
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Whatever you do, do not do that. Under no circumstances tell her you like it.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat if I like the hairdo? Should I tell her that?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Also, best not to mention that her bum looks big in that outfit. Not today, anyway.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostWhatever you do, do not do that. Under no circumstances tell her you like it.Comment
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I like booty.Originally posted by Platypus View PostAlso, best not to mention that her bum looks big in that outfit. Not today, anyway.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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"Look on the brightside love. It covers your ears now"
"I like it, it stops your face from looking so lopsided."
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God yes! But you must REALLY like it.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat if I like the hairdo? Should I tell her that?
We can smell fake sincerity a mile offhand do not appreciate it.
Damage limitation is the name of the game in that instance."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Your advice is so good you should consider charging for it.Originally posted by cojak View PostGod yes! But you must REALLY like it.
We can smell fake sincerity a mile offhand do not appreciate it.
Damage limitation is the name of the game in that instance.
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Gotta +1Originally posted by Ruprect View PostWhatever you do, do not do that. Under no circumstances tell her you like it.
Even if you like it, she has felt the need to tell you it is a mess, so that won't work.
Not sure why she didn't raise hell with them if she is so upset, but i'm a lairy mare and raise hell if I don't get what I pay for (or like), but not everyone is like that.
Could you commiserate and offer a solution - along the lines of "I know you're not happy, but it doesn't look as bad as you think,(even if it does! ), do you want me to come with you and get them to fix it, or help you find a better salon to fix it (you may need to get wallet out here) ??"
Don't know if Mrs Tester is a rocket or a brooder - if the former, delay going home and she may calm down a bit. If the latter, get home quick before she broods so long she explodes !
Happy Friday !If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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Give her a shirt to iron, then she'll be filled with a sense of purpose once again.
<runs a virtual mile!!!! shields up! shields up! dropping chaff and flares! ecm jammer on!>If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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