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#31

6 December 2013, 18:27

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On his way home, Mr T could get his hair cut and dyed Mohegan style in florescent green

Best response so far and I mean seriously it ...
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#32

7 December 2013, 06:40

Go home, take photos, write to the Daily Fail?

P.S. MtT - are you still alive?
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#33

7 December 2013, 07:29

Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Go home, take photos, write to the Daily Fail?

P.S. MtT - are you still alive?

Did he go home?
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#34

7 December 2013, 08:34

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Did he go home?

Only if he wanted to test if his wife truly loves him...
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#35

7 December 2013, 09:45

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or a hat, women like hats:

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#36

9 December 2013, 08:13

Morning

Survived by telling her she looked very sexy indeed, then proving my sincerity.

And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014
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#37

9 December 2013, 08:15

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Morning

Survived by telling her she looked very sexy indeed, then proving my sincerity.

Let's hope it was really her.
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#38

9 December 2013, 08:31

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Morning

Survived by telling her she looked very sexy indeed, then proving my sincerity.

You sir are a hero and deserve a medal!
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#39

9 December 2013, 09:08

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Morning

Survived by telling her she looked very sexy indeed, then proving my sincerity.

. Like you need advice from CUK!
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#40

9 December 2013, 09:14

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Morning

Survived by telling her she looked very sexy indeed, then proving my sincerity.

Wow, took a bullet there didnt ya?

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