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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Bellona View Post


    For the avoidance of doubt, I am not a previous poster, just sometimes have a tendency to waffle !

    Nuff said
    Don't confuse those with little brains.

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  • Bellona
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    Originally posted by aardvark View Post
    Soz - that was me

    Twas indeed the long windedness that seemed Gentilesque. FWIW, I liked her, so if you are her, welcome back

    If not, then no offence intended
    Ta for apology
    You must spread some reputation around before giving it to aardvark again
    For the avoidance of doubt, I am not a previous poster, just sometimes have a tendency to waffle !

    Nuff said

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  • aardvark
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    Originally posted by Bellona View Post
    Oh FFS
    (hopefully that's short enough).

    Thanks Eek
    Soz - that was me

    Twas indeed the long windedness that seemed Gentilesque. FWIW, I liked her, so if you are her, welcome back

    If not, then no offence intended

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  • Bellona
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Gentile is a former poster who was fairly verbose in her posts........

    The one thing you have to remember is that many posters on here are so scared of the opposite sex that they don't realise that there are a fair few on them on the internet so assume anyone female is a previous poster.

    Plus this site has a fair few posters who just create a new account when their previous account is banned.....

    Previously I was known as AndyW


    Oh FFS
    (hopefully that's short enough).

    Thanks Eek

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Bellona View Post
    Resisted the urge the first time someone alluded to a change of username to Gentile, now a second has appeared I need to know the score what am I missing ??
    Gentile is a former poster who was fairly verbose in her posts........

    The one thing you have to remember is that many posters on here are so scared of the opposite sex that they don't realise that there are a fair few on them on the internet so assume anyone female is a previous poster.

    Plus this site has a fair few posters who just create a new account when their previous account is banned.....

    Previously I was known as AndyW

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  • Bellona
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Righto, off to face the music

    Shall follow Cojak and Bellona's advice.
    Originally Posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Righto, off to face the music

    Shall follow Cojak and Gentile's advice.
    Originally posted by aardvark
    FTFY
    Resisted the urge the first time someone alluded to a change of username to Gentile, now a second has appeared I need to know the score what am I missing ??

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Pah, it is quite a powerful food processor with very sharp blades.
    OPM isn't the least bit afraid of that!!!!

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Pah, it is quite a powerful food processor with very sharp blades.
    That's still not a problem, he's into that sort of thing.....

    This post certainly confirms his (career) suicide tendencies...
    Last edited by eek; 9 December 2013, 16:22.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Don't worry OPM, I've got your back!



    Pah, tell Lady Tester that that kind of tough talk doesn't scare OPM. In fact, he even claims she does not have the nerve to even try it with that new mullet!
    Pah, it is quite a powerful food processor with very sharp blades.

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  • MyUserName
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    Don't worry OPM, I've got your back!

    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, and if you said that to Lady Tester you would discover what a food processor can do to your testicles.
    Pah, tell Lady Tester that that kind of tough talk doesn't scare OPM. In fact, he even claims she does not have the nerve to even try it with that new mullet!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Is that the polite way to say 'Mullet'?
    No, and if you said that to Lady Tester you would discover what a food processor can do to your testicles.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It's alright. Sort of 'rockabilly'.
    Is that the polite way to say 'Mullet'?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    is she aware of your reputation on here?
    Yes, she knows I'm an obstinate git.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by garethevans1986 View Post
    But how "bad" was the hair do?
    It's alright. Sort of 'rockabilly'.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Morning

    Survived by telling her she looked very sexy indeed, then proving my sincerity.
    is she aware of your reputation on here?

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