Work Screwups

[OwlHoot]

There's one there from famous libertarian Old Holborn "Britain's Vilest Troll - Daily Mail. Send your death threats to 07977 094971" :

I once hired a bank robber on day release from prison. To work in a bank.

[KentPhilip]

My sister-in-law got the wrong visas for 6 directors of Warburgs investment bank and they spent the night in a Mexican jail.

I don't think this should be categorised as a "screwup"

Did she get a promotion?

[NickFitz]

My sister-in-law got the wrong visas for 6 directors of Warburgs investment bank and they spent the night in a Mexican jail.

I don't think this should be categorised as a "screwup"

[DaveB]

I took a group of 18 5yo kids at a McDonalds birthday party behind the counter to make their own ice cream. There were injuries

[Anonimouse]

a 6ft sign, in open access area, with instructions on how to connect to the wifi nerwork. a committee approved it.

[eek]

My kind of person, I'd totally hire the woman to herd my lazy devs.

FTFY as you clearly didn't read all the sentence

[yasockie]

someone at my work last summer made a man carry his wheelchair down a flight of stairs cos she didn't know there was a lift

My kind of person, I'd totally hire the guy to herd my lazy devs.

[vetran]

Found Suity!

Sent an important work related email from my phone. Forgot I'd changed 'Sent from my iPhone' to 'Sent from My Little Pony'

[CheeseSlice]

As an intern a mate was given a £50 note to get a Chairman of a bank some lunch, told to get himself something...he bought a shirt.

How was that a screw up? Serves the f**ker right

[SimonMac]

Work screwups (with tweets) · rhodri · Storify

Once sent out 10,000 "how to use our system" leaflets, which proudly had a screenshot saying "Logged in as: Testy Mc****nuts"