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I heard a wispa nuts are good for you. Still medial science has it's moments. I'm somewhat be-twix-t medical science and common sense.
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Too late. I think the Wagon Wheels have fallen of this one.Originally posted by hyperD View PostWalnut someone whip this thread into Shape?
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I'd be worried it would have gone a bit crunchie.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostMake me fart so I try avoid them.
I did get one stuck in my ear as a kid though, mum took me to the doctors. Couldn't reach it to pull it out with tweezers and the like and said he was going to operate. Thankfully the nurse came in, had one look, poured chocolate in and it came out a Treat.

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Indeed, the best thread in our Galaxy.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIt has, could end up being the best thread in the Milky Way.
(you cross them over, I'll head them in)
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It has, could end up being the best thread in the Milky Way.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWe seem to have lost the Fruit and Nut theme somehow. Lots of chocolate bars being named that contain more caramel than nuts.
Still, it's been a Bounty-full thread.
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I'd noticed that, too.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWe seem to have lost the Fruit and Nut theme somehow. Lots of chocolate bars being named that contain more caramel than nuts.
Still, it's been a Bounty-full thread.
Normal chocolate bars are a Dime-a-dozen.
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We seem to have lost the Fruit and Nut theme somehow. Lots of chocolate bars being named that contain more caramel than nuts.
Still, it's been a Bounty-full thread.
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Sod it, I'm taking a Time Out from all this.
I'll be back on After Eight.
qh
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I am not very good at these clever word threads being a Yorkie.
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I'll be ready with my curly wurly.Originally posted by doodab View PostAll this humour will have the ladies wanting to drop their snickers.
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