• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: Damme....

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Damme...."

Collapse

  • d000hg
    replied


    Chuck Norris Tops Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split

    Leave a comment:


  • NotAllThere
    replied
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    If they are lying down yes...
    ...given three or four goes.

    Leave a comment:


  • DodgyAgent
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    But he is something special, can you kick someone in the head?
    If they are lying down yes.

    Leave a comment:


  • MicrosoftBob
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    But he is something special, can you kick someone in the head?
    Does it look like he gives a Damme

    Leave a comment:


  • d000hg
    replied
    But he is something special, can you kick someone in the head?

    Leave a comment:


  • DodgyAgent
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So are you, what's that got to do with anything?

    .
    fair comment but at least I do not devote my life to creating an image of myself to get the general stupid public into thinking I am something special. (though I would if I could )

    Leave a comment:


  • administrator
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Same here until they explained what exactly they were advertising.
    I think it might have been more to prevent him falling under the wheels if he lost his balance rather than anything to do with the steering...

    Leave a comment:


  • MicrosoftBob
    replied
    He is pretty cool still, but wtf has happened to his face

    A few more nip and tucks and his face will fall off...

    Leave a comment:


  • d000hg
    replied
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    He is a complete twat
    So are you, what's that got to do with anything?

    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    very impressive, took me a while to work out why the trucks went backwards.
    Same here until they explained what exactly they were advertising.

    Leave a comment:


  • northernladuk
    replied
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Wish I had been driving one of the trucks
    What? Instead of Chuck Norris?
    (8 secs in)

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    He is a complete twat
    a very lucky twat

    Jean-Claude Van Damme reveals he had a fling with Kylie Minogue back in 1994 | Mail Online

    It seems the odd pairing came about when Jean-Claude and Kylie were filming Street Fighter, and according to him, it was unavoidable.

    'Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking,' he added. 'It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star.

    Leave a comment:


  • DodgyAgent
    replied
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    you have to admit he is 53 and fitter than the lot of us I doubt many on here would attempt that.

    very impressive, took me a while to work out why the trucks went backwards.
    He is a complete twat

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    you have to admit he is 53 and fitter than the lot of us I doubt many on here would attempt that.

    very impressive, took me a while to work out why the trucks went backwards.

    Leave a comment:


  • administrator
    replied


    Funny quote on YouTube:

    I hear though, Live Test 7 is going to have Miley Cyrus twerking whilst balancing on a chair at the back of one of these trucks........ultimate test lol

    Leave a comment:


  • SimonMac
    replied
    Dude!

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X