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Previously on "Official Cretinwatch handover"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    No it ******** isn't!
    Of all the trolls, sockies and cretins that have passed through this place SAS is the least missed.
    I notice the difference. Its much better without him.

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Stuff

    Come back, sas, all is forgiven.
    No it ******** isn't!
    Of all the trolls, sockies and cretins that have passed through this place SAS is the least missed.

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Can we switch to sticks and stones then please?
    He's bluffing. They'll just bounce off him.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
    Can we switch to sticks and stones then please?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Shouldn't you be over at PrisonPlanet Forum - Index ?
    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    How childish. You don't like to have your God given opinions challenged, do you.
    Shouldn't you be over at PrisonPlanet Forum - Index ?

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  • suityou01
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    We need some reinforcements. Current noticeable outbreaks include:

    Cybernats
    Little Englanders and their Scottish Quislings
    Suity

    Come back, sas, all is forgiven.
    How childish. You don't like to have your God given opinions challenged, do you.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Hairy View Post
    Sasguru profile

    Is this the same man?
    .. I'm single and live in a bedsit - so the risk would be low, especially as I have an understanding with the landlord
    Could be, although I don't recall him mentioning his landlord being a kind of gay Rigsby

    Handy if he's skint for weeks on end though, as long as the landlord is gentle with him

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Calling all cretinwatch activists: nearing peak cretin

    We need some reinforcements. Current noticeable outbreaks include:

    Cybernats
    Little Englanders and their Scottish Quislings
    Suity

    Come back, sas, all is forgiven.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yeah but I'm making the mistake of thinking my cretinous opinion counts.
    FTFY

    don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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  • NotAllThere
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Disqualified!
    Anyone able to fulfil this role?
    There is no-one with anything like your in-depth, first hand "knowledge" of being a cretin.

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  • Old Greg
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    There are just too many cretins at the moment, Sas, and we will not easily find another King **** with your narcissistic personality disorder traits to bark futile abuse at the tide. But it was good while it lasted and we await your return.

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  • Hairy
    replied
    Sasguru profile

    Is this the same man?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I went in search of a suitable quote

    That must have been quite a mental strain for you.

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  • eek
    replied
    I went in search of a suitable quote

    "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".
    Groucho Marx
    And found this which seems even better at describing Sas

    No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
    From his book Groucho and Me

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