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  • eek
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    At that rate I've a pile of work you can do. also I can provide either Gregg's gift vouchers or bulk delivery part frozen from the factory whichever you prefer.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    £10 p/h and upto 4 Greggs sausage rolls a day?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I'm exceptionally good at JavaScript, having been working with it since 1996; but I'm also exceptionally good at putting my feet up, which is what I'll be concentrating on for the month of October

    If you still need somebody then, give me a shout.
    £10 p/h and upto 4 Greggs sausage rolls a day?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I am told your client is thinking the same thing. HTH
    If there was a spec to work from they might have worked it out. As I did the gap analysis all mistakes now point at the Environment Manager....

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    All I need is one more test down the clinic and Im back on the game.
    ftfy

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Blooming Heck I've written some crap over the years.....
    I am told your client is thinking the same thing. HTH

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    If you're any good at Javascript and can learn my company's product in next to no time I've got work.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Why do you think Dim is banned and Sas is hiding?
    WES. >:-(

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Note to the writers of this sockie. In previous versions you mentioned that MF is in fact leaving his current employers on account of being obnoxious and up his own arse.

    This being the case it is unlikely he would be in a position to hire, or in any case, why would he even give a tulip as he is leaving.

    Please up your game.

    HTH
    All I need is one more JavaScript programmer and Im back in the game.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Newcomer. Started using Livescript in September 1995.....

    Will have to see if I still have the demonstration I gave AKQA....
    Yeah, but it was weird on NN2

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  • eek
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    Blooming Heck I've written some crap over the years.....

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  • eek
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    And the altavista 1998 World Cup Score windows app.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Newcomer. Started using Livescript in September 1995.....

    Will have to see if I still have the demonstration I gave AKQA....
    Nope but I've got the demo I gave webmedia (Ivan Pope is still a twat) and the code I sold to Wired to convert word documents to .html (used until 2002 from memory)

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    If you're any good at Javascript and can learn my companies product in next to no time I've got work.
    Note to the writers of this sockie. In previous versions you mentioned that MF is in fact leaving his current employers on account of being obnoxious and up his own arse.

    This being the case it is unlikely he would be in a position to hire, or in any case, why would he even give a tulip as he is leaving.

    Please up your game.

    HTH

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  • northernladuk
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    Suitably expensive cakes bought for all the permies?

    Had your group hug and leaving card yet?

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