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  • vetran
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    My dad tutted his disapproval of my new sports car.

    "Its tiny," he frowned. "You'll never fit anything bulky in that."

    "So what?" I said. "I'm not planning to ferry the wife around in it."

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  • AtW
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    Epic DimPrawn's thread on cUK -

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-am-i-gay.html

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Confirm your masculinity with this



    Are you man enough?
    Drive that down Shoreditch way and you'll emerge with totty galore. Arty, innit.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    That looks quite tasteful to me

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  • eek
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    Confirm your masculinity with this



    Are you man enough?

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  • Mich the Tester
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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Looking for a car that reflects my personality and makes me a big hit with the ladies.

    Nothing else matters.

    Any suggestions?

    attention seeker

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  • sasguru
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    Get a large blingy BMW with a cushion on the drivers seat.
    Accessorise yourself with some gold jewellery and a Rado watch.


    Oh wait .... you've tried that already, you say?

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  • geoffreywhereveryoumaybe
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    Obvious

    Google Image Result for http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/w/u/y/wuyuanhua-1219954.jpg

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  • RedSauce
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  • DimPrawn
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    They do say ladies like a man that makes 'em laugh, but even so....

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  • northernladuk
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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Car

    Car

    Looking for a car that reflects my personality and makes me a big hit with the ladies.

    Nothing else matters.

    Any suggestions?

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