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    Am I gay?

    Okay, I've bored you with my links to the new Merc SLK and the stupid yank sports car that cost less than £12K.

    Now, I've got a few quid to waste on a pointless car and I'm drawn to the BMW M Roadster.

    Everyone hates them and so a 5 yr old model with BMW service and a few miles on the clock costs a contractor friendly £15K (i.e two months pay).



    The M roadster features a 3.2-liter DOHC, 24-valve inline 6-cylinder engine with Double-VANOS "steplessly" variable valve timing, 315-horsepower, and 251 lb-ft of torque; 5-speed manual transmission; Independent suspension with M calibration; M RoadStar light cast-alloy wheels with Satin Chrome finish; near-perfect 50/50 weight distribution; Dynamic Stability Control; All Season Traction with limited-slip differential; Rollover Protection System, 4-wheel BMW M vacuum-assisted ventilated disc brakes, many other standard features.

    Top speed limited to 155 and 0-60 in just over 5 seconds.

    Worth buying for a laugh for 6 months or should I seek counselling?

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Okay, I've bored you with my links to the new Merc SLK and the stupid yank sports car that cost less than £12K.

    Now, I've got a few quid to waste on a pointless car and I'm drawn to the BMW M Roadster.

    Everyone hates them and so a 5 yr old model with BMW service and a few miles on the clock costs a contractor friendly £15K (i.e two months pay).



    The M roadster features a 3.2-liter DOHC, 24-valve inline 6-cylinder engine with Double-VANOS "steplessly" variable valve timing, 315-horsepower, and 251 lb-ft of torque; 5-speed manual transmission; Independent suspension with M calibration; M RoadStar light cast-alloy wheels with Satin Chrome finish; near-perfect 50/50 weight distribution; Dynamic Stability Control; All Season Traction with limited-slip differential; Rollover Protection System, 4-wheel BMW M vacuum-assisted ventilated disc brakes, many other standard features.

    Top speed limited to 155 and 0-60 in just over 5 seconds.

    Worth buying for a laugh for 6 months or should I seek counselling?
    You should ask Beaker.

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      #3
      I did and he said I was.

      HTH

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        #4
        How many hours a week do you spend working?
        "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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          #5
          So did you buy the car then?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            How many hours a week do you spend working?
            Who me?

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              So did you buy the car then?
              No. Next.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                No. Next.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  How many hours a week do you spend working?
                  As little as possible.If I can get away with 2 hours of actual work per day then I'm earning more than a lawyer
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    As little as possible.If I can get away with 2 hours of actual work per day then I'm earning more than a lawyer
                    wrong.


                    thats assuming the lawyer works a full week.


                    to earn more than a lawyer, you would have to works 2 minutes a week and sell you sister on street corners at £150 a pop as well




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