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Previously on "Fick CUKkers"

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  • DaveB
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    Can't belive no-one has nominated Andyw for membership of the Fick Cukkers Club.

    He did come out with some corkers.

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  • northernladuk
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    Does being fick mean jumping in before thinking and end up looking a right pillock? If so then put me on that list.... somewhere near the top.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post


    I must be fick, my bank balance is so big I'm not sure if it's millions or billions?

    True story.

    Mate of mine wondered why his bank balance kept getting bigger. He hadn't noticed the - at the front.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post


    I must be fick, my bank balance is so big I'm not sure if it's millions or billions?

    Before counting the figures, check the currency field.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I must be fick, my bank balance is so big I'm not sure if it's millions or billions?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Shall we start throwing fings at the swots?
    Go ahead. If you cut off your fings you won't be very good at frowing fings, but those of use who haven't cut off our fings will be able to frow them back.

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  • SimonMac
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    I took and IQ test and the results came back negative, am I in?

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  • sasguru
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    Can I join the Fick Cukkers as the swots won't have me? It seems more fun here. Where's our leader, DP? Shall we start throwing fings at the swots?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Surprised no-one has suggested admin yet.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I'm quite dim
    I'm officially dim, but nice anway.

    Should we add Dimprawn to this list?

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  • Pondlife
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    I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

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  • FiveTimes
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    I'm quite dim

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Me(Obviously)
    Hot Pasty
    Zardoz
    Helen7

    Who have I missed?
    as I most be looking at mudskipper's list....

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Fick CUKkers

    Fick CUKkers

    Me(Obviously)
    Hot Pasty
    Zardoz
    Helen7

    Who have I missed?

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