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  • GJABS
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What happens if you use a llama leg for sunday roast?
    That would be bad kkama

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  • NotAllThere
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    My daughter was looking for maths jokes. She reminded me of this thread.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Anyone seen Jeff Minter?

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  • Pondlife
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    7 llamas? Just Alpaca them all into a truck and Vicuña (begonewiya.... awww forget it. )

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by IRMe View Post
    Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama?

    There's a song all about it: The Llama Song | Flash Videos
    Son used to drive me insane by singing that repeatedly whenever he got bored. Teenagers get bored a lot...

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Have you seen the “llamas in hats” on YouTube??

    Only 3 episodes or so & entertaining, in a disturbed way
    It's the same guy that did Charile the Unicorn.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Have you seen the “llamas in hats” on YouTube??

    Only 3 episodes or so & entertaining, in a disturbed way

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  • IRMe
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    Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama?

    There's a song all about it: The Llama Song | Flash Videos

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  • amcdonald
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    Llama Man !

    Llama Man, Llama Man does anything that Llama can!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If I have seven llamas, and I see seven llamas in a field, and I share my llamas with those llamas, that's seven llamas divided by seven llamas.

    Which is one.
    Next time you see a llama in a field, blow a raspberry at him; just for laughs. Then, if the fence is only low, run like f**k.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Are you sure you'd know which end to hit him with?
    He would have to escalate to find out......

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    If you were on fire I'd put you out with a shovel
    Are you sure you'd know which end to hit him with?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Low heat, long cooking. They have a tendency to spit.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Only if I can get some rat poison for garnish.
    If you were on fire I'd put you out with a shovel

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Low heat, long cooking. They have a tendency to spit.
    Not when they're dead, you clueless fat failure!

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