Reply to: What to do with a crow

[jmo21]

Do not, whatever you do, give it Kia Ora.

S'too orangey for crows.

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[Doggy Styles]

Ah bugger!.

Too late for that.

[Zippy]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

Ah bugger!.

[SueEllen]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

You tried your best and I'm sure you gave the crow a happy ending with bird seed and a t-shirt to tulip on.

[bless 'em all]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

Continue nursing it back to health. Then attach strings to it's feet and give it to a child at Christmas. It will be a much more surprising and unique gift than a helium-filled balloon.

Do pay attention nomadd!

[nomadd]

Advice sought from nice animal friendly people like aTW, what to do now?

Continue nursing it back to health. Then attach strings to it's feet and give it to a child at Christmas. It will be a much more surprising and unique gift than a helium-filled balloon.

NB: Many more handy What to do with a near-dead crow? tips in this weeks issue of Viz.

[MarillionFan]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

Nail it to the front door. It's all the rage in Somerset.

[Paddy]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

In memory I have register a charity "Help-a-Crow". Our mission is to rescue injured crows throughout the World.

There is a injured crow in Bangkok. Hit by a Taxi, both wings broken and unable bring food andfeed her chicks. We urgently need to raise £20,000 to pay for the airfare and hotel expenses for our representative to fly out and assess the situation.

We are raising money by having a sponsored 'CUK Wankerthon' please register by PM.

[xoggoth]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

[eek]

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

You seem to have entered the twilight zone with the same story twice over.

[MarillionFan]

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

[MarillionFan]

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

[mudskipper]

How's crow this morning? Has he recovered?

[Paddy]

Pull its chest aside, and take the chest meat. Should be ok.

Three Crow Recipes

[Old Hack]

Pull its chest aside, and take the chest meat. Should be ok.