Carol Vorderman to Fly Round World in Amelia Earhart's Footsteps...

[hyperD]

Earhart didn't have GPS, fuel injection, autopilot, weather radar, modern ATC and satellite weather reports, glass cockpit or an emergency aircraft parachute system.

Mind you, our Carol will have to make sure her tanks are not filled to the brim on takeoff due to her enormous arse and tits in case she exceeds the MTOW.

[BolshieBastard]

Nice arse for her age, mind.

Its probably as false as her tits and nose (yeah right, she fell down stairs in heels ).

[NickFitz]

Amelia Earhart didn't use footsteps, she had a plane

[b0redom]

...but according to the OP, she had a bad case of crabs.

[minestrone]

Earhart was quite pumpable I must say.

[b0redom]

What a sack of rubbish even for a DM story.

If "Her former Red Arrows pilot boyfriend will follow in a support plane" it's not a solo attempt is it? Also given that she's not even qualified yet and started learning last year, I suspect that she may be being a tad optimistic.

[vetran]

She is not in the same league as SASGuru

yep there is a guy that's all ARSE.

[DodgyAgent]

I think vorderman is probably the vainest, self promoting person around.

She is not in the same league as SASGuru

[BoredBloke]

Nice arse for her age, mind.

Funny, she says that also.

[Doggy Styles]

Hi DS

Would that he were DS, would that he were. Might stop the cheeky blighters who throw things in my dustbin when their own bins are full.

He is, in fact, a coconut crab - a species that is rumoured to have devoured the remains of Amelia Earhart after her unfortunate accident.

Wonder if he'd find our Carol such a tasty dish?

Let's hope we never find out Malc!

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Hi Malc,
Wow that's a bit creepy! Is it yours? He's a big boy isn't he.

Hi DS

Would that he were DS, would that he were. Might stop the cheeky blighters who throw things in my dustbin when their own bins are full.

He is, in fact, a coconut crab - a species that is rumoured to have devoured the remains of Amelia Earhart after her unfortunate accident.

Wonder if he'd find our Carol such a tasty dish?

[BolshieBastard]

I think vorderman is probably the vainest, self promoting person around.

[Doggy Styles]

Hi Malc,
Wow that's a bit creepy! Is it yours? He's a big boy isn't he.

[mudskipper]

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....and i wish you all the best with that Caz, I really do.

Just wondering though, have you ever seen one of these before?

Norrahe's got a recipe for that.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

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....and i wish you all the best with that Caz, I really do.

Just wondering though, have you ever seen one of these before?