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Carol Vorderman to Fly Round World in Amelia Earhart's Footsteps...
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Carol Vorderman to Fly Round World in Amelia Earhart's Footsteps...
Last edited by Malcolm Buggeridge; 8 June 2013, 21:35. -
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I think vorderman is probably the vainest, self promoting person around.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostHi Malc,
Wow that's a bit creepy! Is it yours? He's a big boy isn't he.
Would that he were DS, would that he were. Might stop the cheeky blighters who throw things in my dustbin when their own bins are full.
He is, in fact, a coconut crab - a species that is rumoured to have devoured the remains of Amelia Earhart after her unfortunate accident.
Wonder if he'd find our Carol such a tasty dish?Comment
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Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostHi DS
Would that he were DS, would that he were. Might stop the cheeky blighters who throw things in my dustbin when their own bins are full.
He is, in fact, a coconut crab - a species that is rumoured to have devoured the remains of Amelia Earhart after her unfortunate accident.
Wonder if he'd find our Carol such a tasty dish?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostNice arse for her age, mind.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostI think vorderman is probably the vainest, self promoting person around.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostShe is not in the same league as SASGuruAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What a sack of rubbish even for a DM story.
If "Her former Red Arrows pilot boyfriend will follow in a support plane" it's not a solo attempt is it? Also given that she's not even qualified yet and started learning last year, I suspect that she may be being a tad optimistic.And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.Comment
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