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Old Greg replied

9 June 2013, 17:56
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

When are you going away for a year again?

Soon, but not soon enough.
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MarillionFan replied

9 June 2013, 08:34
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Yes, it needed more detail about the contractor date turning up in on a moped with semen encrusted trousers, and then licking the chutney spoon and putting it back in again, or something like that.

Very poor effort - stable of MF perhaps.

When are you going away for a year again?
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yetanotherbob replied

8 June 2013, 22:49
Originally posted by 20SomethingOxfordGirl View Post

I am a 20 something Girl studying at Oxford

I would like to take you out on a date because you study at Oxford. you could be my trophy date.
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User98 replied

5 June 2013, 15:57
Originally posted by 20SomethingOxfordGirl View Post

I prefer to only rent it out

OK. So, we're arguing over the price then.
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Old Greg replied

5 June 2013, 08:29
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Sockie fail.

Yes, it needed more detail about the contractor date turning up in on a moped with semen encrusted trousers, and then licking the chutney spoon and putting it back in again, or something like that.

Very poor effort - stable of MF perhaps.
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NotAllThere replied

5 June 2013, 08:12
Sockie fail.
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GB9 replied

4 June 2013, 21:21
I assume Oxford born and bred as opposed to Uni. Your grammar is tulip.
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vetran replied

4 June 2013, 20:45
Originally posted by 20SomethingOxfordGirl View Post

Buy me dinner, I'll make you breakfast

no for real eeww factor you need:

If I buy you dinner, can I sort your eggs for breakfast?

(comes from the CUK dating book!)

Avoid any offer to go up the OXO tower!

Its OK if he wants to watch films about Gladiators.

No one has asked for a picture yet either, standards are dropping.
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vetran replied

4 June 2013, 20:42
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Now, who is it who always spells "cue" as "queue"...

Someone without a Qlue ??
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Freamon replied

4 June 2013, 20:36
Cambridge is top university for 'sugar daddy dating' - Telegraph
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KentPhilip replied

4 June 2013, 11:54
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

Oxford is overrated, but they do have some lovely spires...

I can show her a lovely spire if she'd stop skipping off during dinner
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northernladuk replied

4 June 2013, 11:45
Light relief thread?
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20SomethingOxfordGirl replied

4 June 2013, 11:41
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Here's one: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1228616

A/S/L?
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20SomethingOxfordGirl replied

4 June 2013, 11:40
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Can we go Dutch?

I'll buy dinner and the rest of the night is on you....

Buy me dinner, I'll make you breakfast
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Old Greg replied

4 June 2013, 11:12
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Terrible attempt

I think Kent Philips sockie master is behind this.

Agreed.
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