Tips for dating a contractor

[NotAllThere]

Sockie fail.

[Old Greg]

Sockie fail.

Yes, it needed more detail about the contractor date turning up in on a moped with semen encrusted trousers, and then licking the chutney spoon and putting it back in again, or something like that.

Very poor effort - stable of MF perhaps.

[User98]

I prefer to only rent it out

OK. So, we're arguing over the price then.

[yetanotherbob]

I am a 20 something Girl studying at Oxford

I would like to take you out on a date because you study at Oxford. you could be my trophy date.

[MarillionFan]

Yes, it needed more detail about the contractor date turning up in on a moped with semen encrusted trousers, and then licking the chutney spoon and putting it back in again, or something like that.

Very poor effort - stable of MF perhaps.

When are you going away for a year again?

[Old Greg]

When are you going away for a year again?

Soon, but not soon enough.