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xoggoth replied

7 May 2013, 16:57
More of a jizz stain

Oh! It's ok for you to insult MY religion I see d00000000000000000000000000000gh!
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d000hg replied

7 May 2013, 16:48
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Jeremy Clarkson is the second coming!

More of a jizz stain.
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vetran replied

7 May 2013, 16:43
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

If only he would pull his finger out

when can we crucify him?
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DodgyAgent replied

7 May 2013, 16:39
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

! Jeremy Clarkson is the second coming!

If only he would pull his finger out
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xoggoth replied

7 May 2013, 16:36
How did a silly thread about celebrities turn into a religious one?

Actually, maybe it's not so off topic. When you look at the more recent religions where there is better information, Scientology, The Moonies or Mormonism, they were started by egotists bent on making themselves famous or gaining a fortune. Probably earlier ones were no different.

Oh wait, I'm getting a revelation!!!! Jeremy Clarkson has the same initials as Jesus Christ! There are three major presenters in Top Gear, the same number of entities as the Trinity! Jeremy Clarkson is the second coming!
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vetran replied

7 May 2013, 16:35
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

SASGuru is Jesus?????

No he just thinks he is. Cretin
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DodgyAgent replied

7 May 2013, 16:27
Originally posted by proggy View Post

Would Jesus put someone on his ignore list? No, he sat and ate with prostitutes ,lepers and cretins.

SASGuru is Jesus?????
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proggy replied

7 May 2013, 15:24
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Stop quoting his drivel!

I could say the same to Christians about the author of the Bible.
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d000hg replied

7 May 2013, 14:54
Stop quoting his drivel!
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eek replied

7 May 2013, 14:49
Originally posted by proggy View Post

Would Jesus put someone on his ignore list? No, he sat and ate with prostitutes ,lepers and cretins.

But there is no evidence he spent time with people from Scotland.
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proggy replied

7 May 2013, 14:46
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Proggy's on my ignore list on the grounds that something has certainly retarded him.

Would Jesus put someone on his ignore list? No, he sat and ate with prostitutes ,lepers and cretins.
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vetran replied

7 May 2013, 14:13
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Proggy's on my ignore list on the grounds that something has certainly retarded him.

how dare you insult his imaginary friend?
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DodgyAgent replied

7 May 2013, 14:11
Originally posted by proggy View Post

Clarkson says something controversial every now and again when he has a book to sell or show to promote. He knows there are idiots out there (and in CUK evidently) that will react and do his publicizing for him for free. Here endeth the pious lesson.

FTFY
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DodgyAgent replied

7 May 2013, 14:10
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Jeremy Clarkson sparks outrage

Gordon Bennet! On CUK, that would be just a perfectly normal comment. Obviously there are downsides to earning a million pounds a year!
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d000hg replied

7 May 2013, 14:04
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Here d000ghy d000ghy!!

Proggy's on my ignore list on the grounds that something has certainly retarded him.
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