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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    That's only half his daily lunch...
    FTFY

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  • stek
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    Dear Nandos

    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I ordered SAS guru 500 pizzas to be delivered to his door (and paid for) I am expecting his CV to appear in my email box tomorrow morning begging for work
    That's only half his daily rate...

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    Never tasted Jizz so it could be hot for a ll I know, so your sure it isn't? hmmmmmm
    Pretty sure, more than one girl has mentioned to me that mine is quite salty, I assume that that is fairly standard.

    If you ever receive oral pleasure then you can ask whomever gave it to you about the taste, I am not sure whether they would charge extra for that though.

    Or, you could try pouring hot chilli sauce into your penis and seeing whether it is a recognisable feeling?
    Last edited by MyUserName; 1 May 2013, 14:53. Reason: missed a word out!!

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  • stek
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    Dear Nandos

    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    Never tasted Jizz so it could be hot for a ll I know, so your sure it isn't? hmmmmmm
    What? Never tried a bit of snowballing?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    I ordered SAS guru 500 pizzas to be delivered to his door (and paid for) I am expecting his CV to appear in my email box tomorrow morning begging for work

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  • proggy
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    If your jizz would turn a hot curry into a super hot super spicy one then you need to see a doctor.
    Never tasted Jizz so it could be hot for a ll I know, so your sure it isn't? hmmmmmm

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    And he jizzed in it?
    If your jizz would turn a hot curry into a super hot super spicy one then you need to see a doctor.

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  • proggy
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    where?
    To Nandos?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    I'm partial to Springbok Bhuna
    Was the best curry dish I've tasted Bunk! You won that round!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    In case you don't turn up, then there left with wasted chicken.
    where?

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  • proggy
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    I went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).

    After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.

    It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.
    And he jizzed in it?

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  • proggy
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    What's the point of phoning in a takeaway order if you're going to wait till I get there before you start cooking it?
    In case you don't turn up, then there left with wasted chicken.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I'm partial to Springbok Bhuna

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    I went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).

    After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.

    It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.
    I had a dish once, cannot remember what it was called, back in the 80's, the hottest dish they had, a phal maybe? Oh, and I was very drunk. Big mistake, for I ordered one sober, on the, absolutely incorrect, memory, that it was loverly. I still believe it took parts of me with it.

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  • MyUserName
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    I went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).

    After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.

    It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.

    Leave a comment:

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