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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Surely its

    11. Deluded. Sociopaths cannot correctly identify their own sockies
    FTFY

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    THE 10 DANGER SIGNS

    Sociopath expert Dr Robert Hare has devised the following checklist to help people recognise sociopathic traits.


    1. SUPERFICIAL charm.
    Nobody here has any charm whatsoever, so I think we're safe from sociopaths.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Cool. Got 11 out of 10.
    9. THEY live a parasitic lifestyle. Sociopaths are often financially dependent on others.
    I couldn't possibly need financial support from others - so how could I answer this as a yes?

    I see you've counted it twice - your mum and your dad.

    Pauper.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Well the hilarious thing was how many self-centred CUKKERs lined up to identify themselves as sociopaths.


    You couldn't make dim-wits like you lot up. Honestly.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Well if the cap fits
    Well the hilarious thing was how many self-centred CUKKERs lined up to identify themselves as sociopaths.


    You couldn't make dim-wits like you lot up. Honestly.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I assume DP was deliberately aiming that at Sas...?
    Well if the cap fits

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I assume DP was deliberately aiming that at Sas...?
    Don't know why.
    Just because I bring up the fact that DP is thick as 2 planks doesn't mean I'm a sociopath.
    But I guess that confusion proves my point.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Surely its

    11. Deluded. Sociopaths cannot correctly identify their own personality traits.
    Correct. You, DP, Suity, Dodgy and the other sociopaths on here don't know you're thick.

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  • d000hg
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    I assume DP was deliberately aiming that at Sas...?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    "4. PATHOLOGICAL liars. Sociopaths will be deceptive and dishonest."

    Surely its

    11. Deluded. Sociopaths cannot correctly identify their own personality traits.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    "4. PATHOLOGICAL liars. Sociopaths will be deceptive and dishonest."

    Speak for yourself.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    1/10. Knew I was different to you lot.
    "4. PATHOLOGICAL liars. Sociopaths will be deceptive and dishonest."

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    THE 10 DANGER SIGNS

    Sociopath expert Dr Robert Hare has devised the following checklist to help people recognise sociopathic traits.


    1. SUPERFICIAL charm. Smooth, engaging and charming, a sociopath will never become tongue-tied or embarrassed.

    2. OVER-INFLATED sense of self-worth. Sociopaths believe they are superior human beings.

    3. PRONE to boredom. They feel the need to be stimulated constantly.

    4. PATHOLOGICAL liars. Sociopaths will be deceptive and dishonest.

    5. MANIPULATIVE. They will say and do anything to deceive and cheat others.

    6. LACK of remorse. No sense of the suffering of their victims.

    7. LIMITED range of feelings. Don’t expect them to express anything other than happiness or sadness.

    8. CALLOUS. Cold, contemptuous, inconsiderate and tactless are apt words to describe them.

    9. THEY live a parasitic lifestyle. Sociopaths are often financially dependent on others.

    10. THEY can’t control their behaviour. When challenged, sociopaths will appear irritable, annoyed and impatient.
    1/10. Knew I was different to you lot.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I got 11 out of 10 because I am better than you, honest, that's the truth. Cretin.
    I thought you were on my ignore list ... oh wait its DimPrawn

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I got 11 out of 10 because I am better than you, honest, that's the truth. Cretin.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    It's only funny the first time someone does it.

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