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Previously on "Should mods have basic maths and logic skills?"

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    This isn't going to end well is it?
    No. I think the stresses within his life have very much got to BP.

    Mind you I think if anyone had HMRC after the amount of money they are claiming, you probably would feel the same.

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  • ZARDOZ
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1717431

    Not much of a 7 day ban.

    Though to be fair all I did was post the most useful update on the NTRT thread this year :-

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/accou...ml#post1716710

    and then get accused of disrupting the thread.

    Three things I can't abide - liars, murders and nonces. And when all three come in one person I will not stand by - all that is needed for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.

    Genesis 19 The Lord will send angels to do his work on earth. To warn of what happens when men do evil.
    Matthew 5 Liars will be sent to the fires of hell.
    Matthew 13 The Son of Man will send his angels, the angels will throw them into the fiery furnace.

    Brillo
    This isn't going to end well is it?

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  • NotAllThere
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    No worse that 50 shades of grey. Though probably longer lasting.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Quite a bit of Dihydrogen monoxide as well..
    I know what you're getting at and that's unfair.

    I only did it once and only for a bet.

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  • cojak
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    Quite a bit of Dihydrogen monoxide as well..

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Plus homoseuality and excessive amounts of sodium.
    A Lot of sodium? Or a (Mrs) Lot of sodium chloride?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You want to ban any book which includes reference to rape or incest?
    Plus homoseuality and excessive amounts of sodium.

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  • d000hg
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    You want to ban any book which includes reference to rape or incest?

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  • Paddy
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    Such a book should be banned

    Genesis 19:33

    The older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there are no men in the land to sleep with us as is the custom everywhere. 32 Come on, let's give our father wine to drink, lie down with him, and we'll have children from our father." 33 That night they served their father wine, and the older daughter went in and lay down with her father, without him noticing when she lay down or got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Since I lay down with our father last night, let's serve him wine tonight too, and you go in and lie down with him so that we will both have children from our father." 35 They served their father wine that night also, and the younger daughter lay down with him, without him knowing when she lay down or got up. 36 Both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter gave birth to a son and named him Moab. He is the ancestor of today's Moabites. 38 The younger daughter also gave birth to a son and named him Ben-ammi. He is the ancestor of today's Ammonites.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1717431

    Not much of a 7 day ban.

    Though to be fair all I did was post the most useful update on the NTRT thread this year :-

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/accou...ml#post1716710

    and then get accused of disrupting the thread.

    Three things I can't abide - liars, murders and nonces. And when all three come in one person I will not stand by - all that is needed for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.

    Genesis 19 The Lord will send angels to do his work on earth. To warn of what happens when men do evil.
    Matthew 5 Liars will be sent to the fires of hell.
    Matthew 13 The Son of Man will send his angels, the angels will throw them into the fiery furnace.

    Brillo
    That wasn't the post that got you banned. The one that did was the one suggesting that someone at HMR&C was the subject of an operation Yew Tree investigation

    Not sure why that ban didn't work properly but can't be arsed to work it out. Have banned you for a month now properly instead.

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  • mos
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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Zippy 5:12 - Fpr yeriily I say unto thee "Tis easier for BP to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, than for SimonMac to purchase a round. And so it came to pass ..."
    How rude!

    One of those references refers to something purely fictional which can never happen, the other is about heaven

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Simon 8:07 - Drink Lager Talk Bollocks
    Zippy 5:12 - Fpr yeriily I say unto thee "Tis easier for BP to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, than for SimonMac to purchase a round. And so it came to pass ..."

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  • MarillionFan
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    If we're talking about Cojak have you ever met her? She's got these funny glasses, ukulele and a comedy curly wig she wears, that if you look closely has a birds nest and a family of starlings in it.

    It's bound to mess with her maths skills.

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  • sasguru
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    Mods by definition are going to be a little strange mentally, know what I mean....

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