Big data reveals who you are

[d000hg]

I don't do duncebook or twitface or whatever they're called. Those sites are for people who have friends.

FTFY. In my experience FB is good precisely when you use it to network with people you actually count as friends. The same with twitter although I have to admit, I'm with you there to a large degree. I like to share information with friends, not have there every thought forced upon me.

[Freamon]

Haven't a clue who Shaq and Wu-Tang Clan are either.

We can fix that with one youtube video: SHAQUILLE O'NEAL FT. RZA & METHOD MAN - NO HOOK (HQ-BEST QUALITY) - YouTube

[darmstadt]

It's the porsche 924 of the 21st century.
944 S2 was a nice car mind. So there's hope.

Ah yes, the 924, otherwise known as the 'Putzfrau Porsche*'








* Cleaning ladies Porsche

[doodab]

So far I've only seen 2 of them. One inside a shopping centre being displayed by the dealership and one in the carpark of Wella, in fact the hairdresser school part...

It's the porsche 924 of the 21st century.
944 S2 was a nice car mind. So there's hope.

[darmstadt]

As for who buys the 86, that's easy: self-confident people who like driving fun and don't give a crap about badges. Real motorists in other words, not posers.

So far I've only seen 2 of them. One inside a shopping centre being displayed by the dealership and one in the carpark of Wella, in fact the hairdresser school part...

[doodab]

If they ever start mining our cuk posts we're in trouble...

[northernladuk]

Surely then you're just wondering what you came into your bedroom for, then wandering back downstairs for a cup of tea.

and if you wet yourself at anytime in that sequence then big data isn't your biggest problem.

[Pondlife]

Doesn't count if you were confused before you started your nap....

Surely then you're just wondering what you came into your bedroom for, then wandering back downstairs for a cup of tea.

[northernladuk]

But I will admit to "being confused after waking up from naps."

Doesn't count if you were confused before you started your nap....

[OwlHoot]

But I will admit to "being confused after waking up from naps."

Me too, but only briefly and only if it's in someone else's bedroom

[sasguru]

We don't seem to have done facebook likes reveal who you are yet.

surely this is obvious. If our profiled cretin buys a particular car (say a Toyota 86) we can assume that other purchasers of Toyota 86's have a strong probability of also being a cretin.

I don't do duncebook or twitface or whatever they're called. Those sites are for narcisstic cretins who have no friends, only acquantainces or "followers".

As for who buys the 86, that's easy: self-confident people who like driving fun and don't give a crap about badges. Real motorists in other words, not posers.

[Sysman]

Yes a lot of it is obvious. Would any bloke ever admit to liking Chris de Burgh for example?

(saying that as part of a chat up routine is sort of allowed, but only marginally)

Gay guys apparently like Mac Cosmetics and "Wicked," the musical. For straight guys, it's Shaq, Wu-Tang Clan and "being confused after waking up from naps."

Never heard of Mac Cosmetics or "Wicked".

Haven't a clue who Shaq and Wu-Tang Clan are either.

But I will admit to "being confused after waking up from naps."

[eek]

We don't seem to have done facebook likes reveal who you are yet.

surely this is obvious. If our profiled cretin buys a particular car (say a Toyota 86) we can assume that other purchasers of Toyota 86's have a strong probability of also being a cretin.