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Previously on "Real life trolling."

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  • AtW
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    Good thing MF was not wearing his usual red coat...

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    E) Quesioned why any sane person would need an assault rifle (turns out he has two)

    He's turned his back on me now and keeps looking over nervously.

    I reckon he hates Brits and reckons I may be one of them liberal queers. I may have to call him sweety in a minute.
    So he has weapons and you are an all talk no gun Brit? And you think he is nervous? He's probably thinking about shooting you.

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  • d000hg
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    You're not fooling anybody MF. Unless there's a keyboard between you.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    At breakfast. Guy on the next table with a little kid is talking to another couple and conversation turns to guns. This guy starts off calm and then gets more erratic as he bangs on about protecting his family & he has an assault rifle at home to protect his family. Pointing to his son he then starts to vent about someone breaking into his house and how he'd kill to protect his family, finishing his rant by pointing his fingers like a gun and shooting the couple next to him.

    God bless Americans.


    The worrying thing is I think it is fairly typical.

    I just wish he would tell it to the parents of the kids shot by gunmen.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Now the evil government. Gah.

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  • MarillionFan
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    At breakfast. Guy on the next table with a little kid is talking to another couple and conversation turns to guns. This guy starts off calm and then gets more erratic as he bangs on about protecting his family & he has an assault rifle at home to protect his family. Pointing to his son he then starts to vent about someone breaking into his house and how he'd kill to protect his family, finishing his rant by pointing his fingers like a gun and shooting the couple next to him.

    God bless Americans.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He's turned his back on me now and keeps looking over nervously.
    LOL, yeah, right.

    Then you woke up and it was all a dream?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    What, eating a ferrero rocher from someones ass?
    Only if the ass belongs to Marianne Faithful. Or was it Mick Jagger?

    I am sure Zeity will be along to correct me. Or did the spend the whole of the sixties sorting punch cards and repairing valves?

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I think its more like felching - not that I am an expert so how would I know?
    What, eating a ferrero rocher from someones ass?

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  • northernladuk
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    I thought that being a prick online was called trolling. Being a prick in real life is just.. well being a prick? Have I got this wrong?
    Last edited by northernladuk; 17 December 2012, 12:08.

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I think its more like felching - not that I am an expert so how would I know?
    Well I seem to recall hearing it involved getting nuts in one's mouth ....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Is that like a rim job?
    I think its more like felching - not that I am an expert so how would I know?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He's a bit of a twitchy ****er to be honest. I may retire before he shoots someone.
    MarillionFan is offline. This is his last post. I wonder what happened?

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    ... Its not too late to give him a ferraro rosche you know....
    Is that like a rim job?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    He probably liked Brits before - but he hates them now. Can you not act as an ambassador for you country? Its not too late to give him a ferraro rosche you know....
    That won't work, give him a 'Ferrero Rocher' instead.

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