Real life trolling.

[MarillionFan]

At the hotel bar with a real Texas redneck. I've so far pissed him off by

A) By telling him that no-one is really interested in what the president has to say as he never acts on it
B) Then asking him if Obama planned to cut back on gun law in the US as it was ridiculous
C) Then when pointing to his hat to some insignia I asked if it was a Hebrew sign ( gun club it appears)
D) Dissed American football by asking if he was putting on the soccer
E) Quesioned why any sane person would need an assault rifle (turns out he has two)

He's turned his back on me now and keeps looking over nervously.

I reckon he hates Brits and reckons I may be one of them liberal queers. I may have to call him sweety in a minute.

[LatteLiberal]

At the hotel bar with a real Texas redneck. I've so far pissed him off by

A) By telling him that no-one is really interested in what the president has to say as he never acts on it
B) Then asking him if Obama planned to cut back on gun law in the US as it was ridiculous
C) Then when pointing to his hat to some insignia I asked if it was a Hebrew sign ( gun club it appears)
D) Dissed American football by asking if he was putting on the soccer
E) Quesioned why any sane person would need an assault rifle (turns out he has two)

He's turned his back on me now and keeps looking over nervously.

I reckon he hates Brits and reckons I may be one of them liberal queers. I may have to call him sweety in a minute.

Its too late, he has you as a brit faggot....best get your lips moist....

[MarillionFan]

Its too late, he has you as a brit faggot....best get your lips moist....

He's a bit of a twitchy ****er to be honest. I may retire before he shoots someone.

[LatteLiberal]

He's a bit of a twitchy ****er to be honest. I may retire before he shoots someone.

No be hero, I can see it on the front page tomorrow......Overweight autistic weirdo saves lives..... see.....there not all killers!!!!!

[Spacecadet]

No be hero, I can see it on the front page tomorrow......Overweight autistic weirdo saves lives..... see.....there not all killers!!!!!

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[MyUserName]

Yep, provoke the agressive redneck as he gets drunk - can't see that heading towards a problem.

[BrilloPad]

He probably liked Brits before - but he hates them now. Can you not act as an ambassador for you country? Its not too late to give him a ferraro rosche you know....

[wobbegong]

He probably liked Brits before - but he hates them now. Can you not act as an ambassador for you country? Its not too late to give him a ferraro rosche you know....

That won't work, give him a 'Ferrero Rocher' instead.

[MyUserName]

... Its not too late to give him a ferraro rosche you know....

Is that like a rim job?

[eek]

He's a bit of a twitchy ****er to be honest. I may retire before he shoots someone.

MarillionFan is offline. This is his last post. I wonder what happened?