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    #11
    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Is that like a rim job?
    I think its more like felching - not that I am an expert so how would I know?

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I think its more like felching - not that I am an expert so how would I know?
      Well I seem to recall hearing it involved getting nuts in one's mouth ....
      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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        #13
        I thought that being a prick online was called trolling. Being a prick in real life is just.. well being a prick? Have I got this wrong?
        Last edited by northernladuk; 17 December 2012, 12:08.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I think its more like felching - not that I am an expert so how would I know?
          What, eating a ferrero rocher from someones ass?

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            #15
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            What, eating a ferrero rocher from someones ass?
            Only if the ass belongs to Marianne Faithful. Or was it Mick Jagger?

            I am sure Zeity will be along to correct me. Or did the spend the whole of the sixties sorting punch cards and repairing valves?

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              He's turned his back on me now and keeps looking over nervously.
              LOL, yeah, right.

              Then you woke up and it was all a dream?

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                #17
                At breakfast. Guy on the next table with a little kid is talking to another couple and conversation turns to guns. This guy starts off calm and then gets more erratic as he bangs on about protecting his family & he has an assault rifle at home to protect his family. Pointing to his son he then starts to vent about someone breaking into his house and how he'd kill to protect his family, finishing his rant by pointing his fingers like a gun and shooting the couple next to him.

                God bless Americans.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Now the evil government. Gah.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    At breakfast. Guy on the next table with a little kid is talking to another couple and conversation turns to guns. This guy starts off calm and then gets more erratic as he bangs on about protecting his family & he has an assault rifle at home to protect his family. Pointing to his son he then starts to vent about someone breaking into his house and how he'd kill to protect his family, finishing his rant by pointing his fingers like a gun and shooting the couple next to him.

                    God bless Americans.


                    The worrying thing is I think it is fairly typical.

                    I just wish he would tell it to the parents of the kids shot by gunmen.

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                      #20
                      You're not fooling anybody MF. Unless there's a keyboard between you.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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