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You drive along the M62 and turn left when you reach the M6. I would definitely call that South of Leeds.
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Meh. Northampton/Wolverhampton.Originally posted by eek View PostTetley's is now brewed in Wolverhampton at Banks.
It's stretching 'down south' a bit but it's certainly not Leeds, where it ought to be...
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Tetley's is now brewed in Wolverhampton at Banks.
If you think that's bad Newkie Brown is now brewed in Tadcaster. And not even at the better of the brewery's there. (yes I know Samuel Smith's pubs aren't always great but their beer is better than John Smith's).
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Bar stewards!Originally posted by barrydidit View PostTetleys! Carlsberg closed that down years ago... I believe they brew something in Northampton* which masquerades as the same thing. It isn't though.
Something masquerading as Tetleys appeared in my local English/Irish theme pub a few years ago. I knew it didn't travel well, but this was definitely some other brew.
Nuff said.Originally posted by barrydidit View Post* - i'll admit it might be some other place in the general geographic region of 'down south'.
According to some brewery rep, Ind Coope (sp?) was brewed in the Midlands to the same recipe as Tetleys, and they even had the same coiour schemes for logos. One sip was enough to tell you otherwise.Last edited by Sysman; 15 November 2012, 19:46.
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Originally posted by stek View PostSecond week, today I;
1. Got up at 9:30 - late for me normally up at 6:30 weekdays...
2. tulip, shower, no shave, going stubbly, read a book while dumping...
3. Watched Jeremy Kyle - some impressively poor teeth on show this morning
4. Watching some old UK Border Force eps on 'puter to cheer myself up after the Abu Qatada thing.
5. Grilling a full pack of Turkey Rashers for late brekky.
Later I shall;
6. Take the new bendibus (free wifi onboard!) to Leeds City centre to meet an ex-colleague (not benched) and visit the German Market and gorge on Helles and Käserwurst....
7. Retire to sports bar to watch England
8. Bendibus home the worse for wear...
9. Catch up with Corrie!
Perfect, not ready for any work yet....
I'd ask for timestamps for each event, but you tosspot probably don't have to bother with such arcane concepts as time.
After nearly 8 months of grafting with but a week off, I am MUNDO jealous. But I got a flight booked on the 27th, leaving on a jetplane, may not be back in Blighty for 3 months, so f**cking there!!
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Tetleys! Carlsberg closed that down years ago... I believe they brew something in Northampton* which masquerades as the same thing. It isn't though.Originally posted by Sysman View PostDoes that pub on the canal at Rodley still do a decent pint of Tetley's?
P.S. How are the treacle mines doing?
* - i'll admit it might be some other place in the general geographic region of 'down south'.
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Does that pub on the canal at Rodley still do a decent pint of Tetley's?Originally posted by stek View PostI need a PM to head this up, must have experience of Stella 4.0, 5.0 and 5.2, Pint 2.01 (not 2.0 or earlier), experience of MS Project for Mac 4.01, and speak fluent English and Serbo-Croat. Also need some testers from Halifax to make sure the system works end-to-end. Doing UAT today, pen testing tomorrow with some strangers from Rodley and volume testing on my brothers stag do next week.
P.S. How are the treacle mines doing?
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I wanted to get back to Zurich, but that is not happening at the moment.Originally posted by BlasterBates View Postboo.....cop out ...I was looking to have some fun with all the benchers in a couple of weeks.
but good luck
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boo.....cop out ...I was looking to have some fun with all the benchers in a couple of weeks.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI was due to be on the bench next week, but it looks like The Agents have other plans. Do they get Xmas bonus or something
but good luck
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[QUOTE=stek;1645452]London got rid of the bendibuses, cos they were a traffic nightmare, think they sold them to some bus company near Leeds.Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
Yep - 72 Leeds-Bradford-Leeds, it's great!
The bendibuses were brought in instead of the Trams, WorstBus said they'd be cheaper and work better. They don't. We call 'em 'Purple Slugs'....
Think we're still getting the Trolleybus system tho I think...
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I was due to be on the bench next week, but it looks like The Agents have other plans. Do they get Xmas bonus or somethingOriginally posted by BlasterBates View PostWill be joining you in a couple of weeks.....and really looking forward to it.

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Apologies, I was a bit of a tit last night, not even three pints - can't use the spiked excuse cos I saw them all poured! Dodgy sausage?
Had loads more in Brussels last week and managed to post reasonably nicely!
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Will be joining you in a couple of weeks.....and really looking forward to it.
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