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Previously on "What would you do? (Part 2)"

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

    You let a woman drive you?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

    she wants to pose in your underwear?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

    Is that the best you can do? Blooming heck the quality of the sockies on here nowadays is tulip.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

    I didn't realise NorthernLadyUK had fallen on desperate times
    :

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer
    That's a rather odd job. Or did she get fired from two separate jobs?

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Set her to work ironing your pants.
    That would hurt. Is that the idea?

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  • doodab
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    Set her to work ironing your pants.

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  • speling bee
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    Sas needs a new maths tutor.

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  • kingcook
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    You contractors do catch on fast
    Thanks!!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by kingcook View Post
    Because recruitment agents are good at screwing people? I guess that's what OP wants though. Good call
    You contractors do catch on fast

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  • kingcook
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    She should become a recruitment agent
    Because recruitment agents are good at screwing people? I guess that's what OP wants though. Good call

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

    She should become a recruitment agent

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  • Cliphead
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    You need to ask?

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  • DimPrawn
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    What would you do? (Part 2)

    The young lady that works part-time as my chauffeur and masseuse came to me today sobbing and crying. It seems she has lost her other job as an underwear model and pole dancer and she can't pay the rent.

    So she wants to extend her role with me to bring in other income.

    Any ideas lads?

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