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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    when you're perfect in every way.
    I can't wait to look in the mirror
    cause I get better looking each day.
    To know me is to love me
    I must be a hell of a man.
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    but I'm doing the best that I can.

    NAT
    My friends say I'm egotistical
    Hell, I don't even know what that means
    But I guess it's got something to do with the way
    I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Proving someone is perfect is impossible, proofing that they are not perfect is simple.

    1) they post here, clearly they have problems.
    2) they are a mod here so clearly the problems are so large admin has photos.
    I think an unnatural interest in ketchup bottles is considered a problem.

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  • eek
    replied
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    He is just going to come back and ask what 'Proof it' means. Glass houses, stones etc
    Proving someone is perfect is impossible, proofing that they are not perfect is simple.

    1) they post here, clearly they have problems.
    2) they are a mod here so clearly the problems are so large admin has photos.
    Last edited by eek; 23 October 2012, 10:55.

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  • mudskipper
    replied
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    when you're perfect in every way.
    I can't wait to look in the mirror
    cause I get better looking each day.
    To know me is to love me
    I must be a hell of a man.
    Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
    but I'm doing the best that I can.

    NAT

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    FTFY HTH and you really couldn't have made it any easier.
    He is just going to come back and ask what 'Proof it' means. Glass houses, stones etc

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  • eek
    replied
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    , Imperfect in every way.
    FTFY HTH and you really couldn't have made it any easier.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You're delusional. There's no way to improve on me. Aside from a modicum of over-modesty, I'm perfect in every way.
    And your judgment.

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    This is for everyone bar AussieBore

    To test your calibration
    1. find a post by aussielong
    2. click on their name at the top left hand side of the post
    3. Select view profile
    4. Select Add to Ignore list from options below the empty avatar.

    Voila your calibration will be corrected and you'll never see a post for Aussiebore again.
    Stop playing hard to get.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Proof it! we all know that you are so desperate you would fall for and buy any crappy personal improvement system.
    You're delusional. There's no way to improve on me. Aside from a modicum of over-modesty, I'm perfect in every way.

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  • eek
    replied
    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Enjoy the confidence of knowing you are better calibrated.

    Sign up today.
    This is for everyone bar AussieBore

    To test your calibration
    1. find a post by aussielong
    2. click on their name at the top left hand side of the post
    3. Select view profile
    4. Select Add to Ignore list from options below the empty avatar.

    Voila your calibration will be corrected and you'll never see a post for Aussiebore again.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    Enjoy the confidence of knowing you are better calibrated.

    Sign up today.
    Is that how you know your exact fist size?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Powerful directed libido sounds like the ability to aim one's jizz precisely from 6 feet away.

    Eat lots of fish and fresh fruit and veg.
    Lady Tester won't be happy if it stinks of fish though.

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  • aussielong
    replied
    Enjoy the confidence of knowing you are better calibrated.

    Sign up today.

    Leave a comment:


  • speling bee
    replied
    Originally posted by kingcook View Post
    What? Us men should be washing our hands?
    If you're a self-fister like AL, it is recommended.

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  • eek
    replied
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    No - I made a value judgement without any foundation. I only locked the thread to annoy.
    Proof it! we all know that you are so desperate you would fall for and buy any crappy personal improvement system.

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