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You're delusional. There's no way to improve on me. Aside from a modicum of over-modesty, I'm perfect in every way.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
Stop playing hard to get.Originally posted by eek View PostThis is for everyone bar AussieBore
To test your calibration
- find a post by aussielong
- click on their name at the top left hand side of the post
- Select view profile
- Select Add to Ignore list from options below the empty avatar.
Voila your calibration will be corrected and you'll never see a post for Aussiebore again.Comment
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And your judgment.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou're delusional. There's no way to improve on me. Aside from a modicum of over-modesty, I'm perfect in every way.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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FTFY HTHOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Post, Imperfect in every way.
and you really couldn't have made it any easier.
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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He is just going to come back and ask what 'Proof it' means. Glass houses, stones etcOriginally posted by eek View PostFTFY HTH
and you really couldn't have made it any easier.
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
NATComment
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Proving someone is perfect is impossible, proofing that they are not perfect is simple.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHe is just going to come back and ask what 'Proof it' means. Glass houses, stones etc
1) they post here, clearly they have problems.
2) they are a mod here so clearly the problems are so large admin has photos.Last edited by eek; 23 October 2012, 10:55.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I think an unnatural interest in ketchup bottles is considered a problem.Originally posted by eek View PostProving someone is perfect is impossible, proofing that they are not perfect is simple.
1) they post here, clearly they have problems.
2) they are a mod here so clearly the problems are so large admin has photos.Comment
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My friends say I'm egotisticalOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostOh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
NAT
Hell, I don't even know what that means
But I guess it's got something to do with the way
I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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