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Previously on "What turds have you been asked to polish?"

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It probably took MF all afternoon to decide which of us he was going to have a go at and which he was implicitly going to side with.
    Why? I thought he would adopt his usual scattergun approach and insult everyone in turn. Its the safest option around here really.
    Last edited by eek; 20 October 2012, 06:37.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It probably took MF all afternoon to decide which of us he was going to have a go at and which he was implicitly going to side with.
    Dont you worry yourself sweetheart, you got no more thought from me than how many pieces of toilet paper I was going to use to wipe my ample arse with for my morning constitutional. In fact.... slightly less thought.

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  • aussielong
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Thanks for proving my point.
    I've solved far more than complex software problems (although I did a bit of that in my time) - I've solved the problem of how to be financially secure at 40.
    Now go back to work, you've got a renewal to work for.
    I am indeed already financially secure you tedious bore.

    If you haven't spent many years building nontrivial systems you simply are not qualified to comment on what is required. Dismissing the entire development community merely shows what an uninformed windup merchant you are.

    SAS implementations don't cut it. The maths you've used may be complex but I doubt you've authored anything original there, if you're just now completing an MSc. That doesn't add up does it?

    Who are you trying to kid? Please go away and don't embarrass yourself further by confusing coding up a few numerical analyses with building serious pieces of software. You have touched the tip of the iceberg, but you don't even realise that , do you dumbo?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Pot & Kettle Department is busy again, I see
    It probably took MF all afternoon to decide which of us he was going to have a go at and which he was implicitly going to side with.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Pot & Kettle Department is busy again, I see
    Woof woof beg beg.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    We all respond to his posts. It's like watching a mangy dog sniffing around your bins, you knows its unloved, a little bit smelly and probably got fleas but you've got a take a kick at it when it comes sniffing around, but the problem is that arching foot that you aimed at its head is the only attention it's had for ages so it keeps coming back.
    Pot & Kettle Department is busy again, I see

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I don't reply to your posts.

    Oh.
    We all respond to his posts. It's like watching a mangy dog sniffing around your bins, you knows its unloved, a little bit smelly and probably got fleas but you've got a take a kick at it when it comes sniffing around, but the problem is that arching foot that you aimed at its head is the only attention it's had for ages so it keeps coming back.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    I also see no evidence of people ignoring me, they keep replying to posts I make.
    I don't reply to your posts.

    Oh.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    And it's Savile...


    if you want to have a Savile row, get over to the clothes thread




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  • tractor
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    ..

    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    and it's affected btw
    And it's Savile...

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    and it's affected btw
    You pedant you

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  • EternalOptimist
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    and it's affected btw

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    Careful now, if you remember anything more than a few minutes ago Doogie The Goldfish will think you're stalking him.

    As for you, EO: honestly, I think you're an OK guy a lot of the time. You make me belly laugh in a good way on occasion. At least in your interactions with other people. For some reason though (perhaps because of that first interaction between us that you've mentioned above) you've not taken a shine to me. I can live with that. Really I can. If I have one criticism of you, though, it's that just about every thread you participate in contains gratuitous filth. I'm no prude, but it's simply a predominant theme with you. You can be discussing any subject you like, and you'll managed to squeeze some schoolboy innuendo about lesbians, your penis, fellatio or some such into it. After a while, reading your posts is like reading a Carry On script written on a typewriter with a broken shift key.

    Your posts are often funny, and from what I can see you're well-liked on here, so I'm sure you'll continue to be able to make the sort of comments on here that would get you chucked out of Christmas dinner at your mum's house. (Hey, they let Jimmy Saville host children's TV programmes for thirty-odd years: that's proof-positive that a modicum of charm and a larger than life effected personality will let you get away with anything, even when you do it in plain sight). However, that's how you come across to me. <- I left that one hanging there for you to latch onto in your usual predictable style; don't say I'm not considerate.


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  • tractor
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    FTFY
    It wasn't broke

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    Stop press, turd polishing thread turns into turd stirring thread.....



    FTFY

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