What turds have you been asked to polish?

[Gentile]

Stop press, turd polishing thread turns into turd stirring thread.....

FTFY

[tractor]

FTFY

It wasn't broke

[MarillionFan]

Careful now, if you remember anything more than a few minutes ago Doogie The Goldfish will think you're stalking him.

As for you, EO: honestly, I think you're an OK guy a lot of the time. You make me belly laugh in a good way on occasion. At least in your interactions with other people. For some reason though (perhaps because of that first interaction between us that you've mentioned above) you've not taken a shine to me. I can live with that. Really I can. If I have one criticism of you, though, it's that just about every thread you participate in contains gratuitous filth. I'm no prude, but it's simply a predominant theme with you. You can be discussing any subject you like, and you'll managed to squeeze some schoolboy innuendo about lesbians, your penis, fellatio or some such into it. After a while, reading your posts is like reading a Carry On script written on a typewriter with a broken shift key.

Your posts are often funny, and from what I can see you're well-liked on here, so I'm sure you'll continue to be able to make the sort of comments on here that would get you chucked out of Christmas dinner at your mum's house. (Hey, they let Jimmy Saville host children's TV programmes for thirty-odd years: that's proof-positive that a modicum of charm and a larger than life effected personality will let you get away with anything, even when you do it in plain sight). However, that's how you come across to me. <- I left that one hanging there for you to latch onto in your usual predictable style; don't say I'm not considerate.

[EternalOptimist]

and it's affected btw

[doodab]

and it's affected btw

You pedant you

[tractor]

..

and it's affected btw

And it's Savile...

[EternalOptimist]

And it's Savile...

if you want to have a Savile row, get over to the clothes thread

[mudskipper]

I also see no evidence of people ignoring me, they keep replying to posts I make.

I don't reply to your posts.

Oh.

[MarillionFan]

I don't reply to your posts.

Oh.

We all respond to his posts. It's like watching a mangy dog sniffing around your bins, you knows its unloved, a little bit smelly and probably got fleas but you've got a take a kick at it when it comes sniffing around, but the problem is that arching foot that you aimed at its head is the only attention it's had for ages so it keeps coming back.

[NickFitz]

We all respond to his posts. It's like watching a mangy dog sniffing around your bins, you knows its unloved, a little bit smelly and probably got fleas but you've got a take a kick at it when it comes sniffing around, but the problem is that arching foot that you aimed at its head is the only attention it's had for ages so it keeps coming back.

Pot & Kettle Department is busy again, I see