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    #61
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Rubbish. Effective coding isn't rocket science, it just requires an IQ slightly above average.
    As evidenced by how few good coders go on to do more difficult stuff.
    ...and then of course you get the ones that merely think they are intelligent despite all available evidence to the contrary.

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      #62
      Unless you tested them Gentile, you can't make the claim the good developers were all very intelligent. Maybe 'smart' is the right word.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #63
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Rubbish. Effective coding isn't rocket science, it just requires an IQ slightly above average.
        As evidenced by how few good coders go on to do more difficult stuff.
        I reckon you don't have to be a rocket-scientist to be an effective developer. However, I also genuinely think that being smart feeds into ANY job you do. Even in the 'dumb' jobs I did as a student like working in Tesco or pulling pints, you can use your brain to be more efficient and effective. So that would filter through into coding too... you'd see neater solutions instinctively.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #64
          Originally posted by Gentile View Post
          ...and then of course you get the ones that merely think they are intelligent despite all available evidence to the contrary.
          Quite.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #65
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Rubbish. Effective coding isn't rocket science, it just requires an IQ slightly above average.
            As evidenced by how few good coders go on to do more difficult stuff.
            As I said, having neat hand writing does not make you Shakespeare , you arrogant narrow minded mental slob.

            Which complex software problems have you solved?

            Total charlatan. SAS macro editor with A-level maths.

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              #66
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Unless you tested them Gentile, you can't make the claim the good developers were all very intelligent. Maybe 'smart' is the right word.
              And you honestly wonder why people ignore you when 90% of your posts contain wilful pedantry like that, doogie?

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                #67
                Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                As I said, having neat hand writing does not make you Shakespeare , you arrogant narrow minded mental slob.

                Which complex software problems have you solved?

                Total charlatan. SAS macro editor with A-level maths.
                Thanks for proving my point.
                I've solved far more than complex software problems (although I did a bit of that in my time) - I've solved the problem of how to be financially secure at 40.
                Now go back to work, you've got a renewal to work for.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #68
                  Oh and by the way, I'm about to complete my MSc in maths. Which I did for fun.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #69
                    I'm finding Computer Science to be more and more boring, I am planning to move into Maths or Physics, maybe a PhD and then hit the lecture circuit after a few high impact papers are published.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by louie View Post
                      I'm finding Computer Science to be more and more boring, I am planning to move into Maths or Physics, maybe a PhD and then hit the lecture circuit after a few high impact papers are published.
                      Maybe a Nobel AND a Fields along the way, eh?
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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