What turds have you been asked to polish?

[EternalOptimist]

She complained I was being 2-faced when I called her a cow in a rep comment so I thought I'd placate her by doing it in public this time.

That's nothing.
A few months ago I was having a perfectly civilised debate with a third person. swapping ideas and such and a few other posters were truly interested

then I get negged by some eejit I had never heard of. She hadnt even contributed to the debate.

Then she whines like a whiney thing when I negs her back.

passive aggro if you ask me

[Gentile]

That's nothing.
A few months ago I was having a perfectly civilised debate with a third person. swapping ideas and such and a few other posters were truly interested

then I get negged by some eejit I had never heard of. She hadnt even contributed to the debate.

Then she whines like a whiney thing when I negs her back.

passive aggro if you ask me

Careful now, if you remember anything more than a few minutes ago Doogie The Goldfish will think you're stalking him.

As for you, EO: honestly, I think you're an OK guy a lot of the time. You make me belly laugh in a good way on occasion. At least in your interactions with other people. For some reason though (perhaps because of that first interaction between us that you've mentioned above) you've not taken a shine to me. I can live with that. Really I can. If I have one criticism of you, though, it's that just about every thread you participate in contains gratuitous filth. I'm no prude, but it's simply a predominant theme with you. You can be discussing any subject you like, and you'll managed to squeeze some schoolboy innuendo about lesbians, your penis, fellatio or some such into it. After a while, reading your posts is like reading a Carry On script written on a typewriter with a broken shift key.

Your posts are often funny, and from what I can see you're well-liked on here, so I'm sure you'll continue to be able to make the sort of comments on here that would get you chucked out of Christmas dinner at your mum's house. (Hey, they let Jimmy Saville host children's TV programmes for thirty-odd years: that's proof-positive that a modicum of charm and a larger than life effected personality will let you get away with anything, even when you do it in plain sight). However, that's how you come across to me. <- I left that one hanging there for you to latch onto in your usual predictable style; don't say I'm not considerate.

[DodgyAgent]

Careful now, if you remember anything more than a few minutes ago Doogie The Goldfish will think you're stalking him.

As for you, EO: honestly, I think you're an OK guy a lot of the time. You make me belly laugh in a good way on occasion. At least in your interactions with other people. For some reason though (perhaps because of that first interaction between us that you've mentioned above) you've not taken a shine to me. I can live with that. Really I can. If I have one criticism of you, though, it's that just about every thread you participate in contains gratuitous filth. I'm no prude, but it's simply a predominant theme with you. You can be discussing any subject you like, and you'll managed to squeeze some schoolboy innuendo about lesbians, your penis, fellatio or some such into it. After a while, reading your posts is like reading a Carry On script written on a typewriter with a broken shift key.

Your posts are often funny, and from what I can see you're well-liked on here, so I'm sure you'll continue to be able to make the sort of comments on here that would get you chucked out of Christmas dinner at your mum's house. (Hey, they let Jimmy Saville host children's TV programmes for thirty-odd years: that's proof-positive that a modicum of charm and a larger than life effected personality will let you get away with anything, even when you do it in plain sight). However, that's how you come across to me. <- I left that one hanging there for you to latch onto in your usual predictable style; don't say I'm not considerate.

That's told him

[d000hg]

Careful now, if you remember anything more than a few minutes ago Doogie The Goldfish will think you're stalking him.

Ah, crap-debating-101: "distract people from what you said by distorting the other person's statement to something silly so people will laugh at it". Commonly used by creationists... "you're saying our relatives were monkeys".

For someone who prides herself on reasonableness you sure know how to bend the facts.

[moggy]

So... EO has now been likened to Jimmy Saville...

[doomage]

So... EO has now been likened to Jimmy Saville...

now then, now then

[d000hg]

She really knows how to get people on her side.

[NotAllThere]

Nah I wouldn't like the spotlight and fame, I will probably pleasantly decline it when they offer.

Bye Russell. Don't drop in next time you're in the area.

[tractor]

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Stop press, turd polishing thread turns into turd throwing thread.....

[EternalOptimist]

tis true
if I am an expert on something I will make a point, if not I will make a joke. often silly and often rude.
There are not many things I am expert in, so you just have to pay the price for that