Originally posted by escapeUK
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Previously on "Man had dildo stuck in his intestine for 5 days"
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostNever really understood how things get stuck. Isnt it the bodies natural function to push things out?
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Never really understood how things get stuck. Isnt it the bodies natural function to push things out?
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this is a slightly disturbing thread.
I used to think A&E stood for 'Accident and Emergency'
clearly in 2012
it stands for ' @rse and Entrails'
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
"The image shown demonstrates a vibrator in the rectum along with a pair of salad tongs that became lodged after attempts at self-removal."
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"The image shown demonstrates a vibrator in the rectum along with a pair of salad tongs that became lodged after attempts at self-removal."
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I'm sure there was a website of x-rays. Will do a bit of googling...
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My mum used to work in A&E at Dewsbury General Hospital and apparently it wasn't uncommon for guys to come in with various stuff stuck up their ass.
Does remind me of the Jackass sketch when Ryann Dunn he puts the car up his bum and then they take an xray at the doctors and you can see the guy sitting in it and everything...
Poor quality link to it here if you want a laugh... Jackass car up the bum! - YouTube
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI like how the hospital couldn't remove it so let him leave.
Maybe it should read circumference, easy mistake.
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Originally posted by zeitghost8cm diameter?
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"Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient's body."
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI like how the hospital couldn't remove it so let him leave.
Maybe it should read circumference, easy mistake.
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Originally posted by zeitghostThere's a reel of wire on the desk which about 8cm in diameter.
HTF do you get sommat that big up where the sun don't shine?
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Originally posted by zeitghost
HTF do you get sommat that big up where the sun don't shine?
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